あ、そうなんだ！よく覚えいて追います！❤️

I feel like bringing Timo’s dolls to the office for moral support since I spend so much time there these days…

I don’t want anyone asking questions though. God forbid I appear too human in front of my colleagues 🫠

Me by 3pm: I’m pissed off AND overwhelmed! What a day!

(bag strap snaps as I pick it up)
(laugh track)
(Seinfeld bass riff)

You ever have a day so ass it loops back around to being funny

誕生日おめでとうございます🥳🥳🥳

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

ヒューフェル🔞

真ん中バースデー🖤🧡

🫪🫪🫪

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A small dilute calico kitten on her back in my lap, paws up showing pink toe beans

Baby beans! 🥰 #FosterKittens #ToeBeansTuesday #cats

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Thinking about 🐉🩸’s hypothetical children… little dragonborn with pointy fangs, little elf with draconic slit pupils…

a meme redraw of three hopes Monica from an higher point of view (hubert’s) as she scowls at him. The caption reads “used to retain with a guy who was 6’2 and I’m 5’2 and one time we were arguing and he took a picture of me from his eye level to show me what I look like from his perspective and honestly it was so disrespectful”

we love fodlan’s resident lesbian girlemployee

🐉: your father hurt you? 🥺😡👹🔪
🩸: no killing my father. at least not until I find out if he’s written me out of the will yet. 😒

Feat. child abuse but mostly 🐉 caring for 🩸’s wounds and doing his best to not fly into a rage

I half wrote a big ol 👶🐉🩸chapter but never had the guts to finish it oops…

preview of a sticker of a gray cat making an empty, big-eyed face with cracked eggs floating around it on a yellow background. the caption reads "no thoughts, brain scrampled egg"

no thoughts

brain scrampled egg

get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

Tormenting Pretty Boys Is So Much Fun! It's Thrilling-

Lily is an adorable name. 🥰 But it’s not surprising, I think 🐉🩸 both have very old-fashioned tastes 🤭

It’s magical bhaalspawn sperm 🤣🤣🤣 Does baby have a name?

太感人了

They have a baby already?? So fast 😭❤️❤️

寶寶TTTTTTTT

You did a great job. 🥰 He looks very young and dashing 🙈

I just noticed the pouch/accessory-holder at the base of his tail... so cute 🥹

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尖顶帽总算迎来了最尊重它的主人……

apple typhlosion

#DailyDurgeTillMerch Day 62 #bg3vp #bg3 #TheDarkUrge