lol @ Gina Milan for asking why it was called so soon. First, it wasn’t. Second, anyone looking at the results saw that Northern Virginia results were still coming in.

@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov

Do not confirm anymore Epstein Class. Seriously.

We sure friggin’ are!!

There is a barrel somewhere with the biggest bottom ever to be scraped…

Don’t forget their cities

In his defense, he was speaking at the National Convention of Herpetologists, a demographic that Dems need to regain in 2026.

Just kidding, he's insane and fucking cooked.

Candace was right — “According to Secret Service, no ‘credible threats’ tied to the event, officials considered the site secure.”

Erika Kirk bailed because ticket sales were awful for her TP USA event with JD Vance— then claimed there were threats. 🤔 starmagazine.com/secret-servi...

FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) Pardoned January 6th rioter David Daniel will plead guilty to sexual exploitation of a minor and possessing sexually explicit images of children.

Pardoned January 6th rioter David Daniel will plead guilty to sexual exploitation of a minor and possessing sexually explicit images of children.

Working from the lighter io the darker shades of grey of fatwa

JD Vance: “I have no idea what I’m doing, what was said, or even what country I’m in. These people kinda look like my wife.”

National Guard protecting the President’s food source. They’re standing in front of a McDonalds in DC

Aiding and abetting

Could be they don’t want the creepy guy taking feet pics of them to sit anywhere close by?

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Ball needs to o start playing like he drives his cars. Poorly

My respect for him grows

Look at the people around you: going about their day grabbing a late lunch, two people meeting for their first date, children playing with their dogs, a chilly day of beach volleyball. The people of Iran are doing the same, but with the fear that their life could come to an abrupt

Dear Nuclear Football Guy:

What’s going on? I hope your day isn’t as stressful as everyone is assuming. In fact, just take the rest of the day off. Pick up your kid from school early and go for a stroll on the Alexandria Waterfront, ending with a nice custard on King St.

This is fantastic work ☘️👍🏻

Good job, Benny!

Take a few seconds to urinate in the hail on a day where an entire civilization may be killed. Everyone needs a few seconds of peece today

In all seriousness, one thing that might be worth doing today:

Tell your Reps and Senators to call Adm. Richard Correll, the Commander of U.S. Strategic Command, which controls the nation's nukes, and remind him of *his* unique responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

I hate to editorialize, but that’s an AWESOME fact!!

Also not ruled out: pedo stuff

Donald Trump patrolling in the Strait of Hormuz.

There’s an Anaconda 3 in the works? Happy Easter, George!

Miss ya, big guy. Happy Easter to you and Michelle.

Yes. Literally, yes.

Dial it back? It's juvenile?

Senator, here's an idea. You need to take this far more seriously, by several orders of magnitude. Do you think the leaders of other nations are saying, geez, I wish Trump would dial it back a little and not be juvenile? They are decidedly not.

Kaine should be publicly calling on REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS to stop the madman, say it out loud!! Make Republicans responsible!

The weakness of people like Kaine is as much to be blamed for our current crisis as the villainy of people like Trump.