need someone to draw a massively overinflated condom that's tied off and has a polaroid of me taped to it for no specific reason

Oh dear, it looks like Emma has run afoul of everyone favorite ringmistress-clown! Sasha's got a new permanent addition to her circus!

Silliness for @meltyfine.bsky.social

calling forth the full force of my willpower to avoid writing the line "third rate pilot with a fourth rate mech"

okay i kinda nailed it with this

I need a secretary

Handler-General Sophelia stands in a black void, surrounded by a trio of Sarthas. Each hound looks up at Her with adoration, as She grasps two of their muzzles with Her gloved fingers.

A hellhound has three bodies.

the highest honor a hound could receive.

Real...
Leinthcoded for sure

a racoon (@notludd.bsky.social's character) and plush goat (@lenney.xyz's character) sitting on a bed, in a bedroom dimly lit by star twinkle lights hanging from the ceiling. The raccoon is pulling out the goat's stuffing, saying "hush, you're the one who wanted to play toys..."

you're the one who wanted to play toys

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Happy 26 Years, Megaman Legends 2 || Rockman DASH 2 ✨✨✨

finally muzzled as i should be (and the marks that follow)

Two sweaty and frustrated lady knights standing around some poor boy. They keep talking about how he'd look great in makeup and be really cute if he was a princess. Both are very obviously extremely hard.

WAOW @w@

Hey wait a second, this isn't Burger Boi™️

Sloppy edit of the Heathers: The Musical poster. Three identical Sarthas standing side by side in colorful school uniforms with sledgehammers slung over their shoulders. The logo is changed to "Sarthas the Musical" and an old-timey syringe has been edited in.

Sloppy edit of the Mean Girls broadway poster. Three blonde Sarthas in pink dresses stand in formation looking catty. The logo has been sloppily changed to "MEAN HOUNDS" @milliafeet.vip @sleepybydesign.bsky.social @straybimboroadk1ll.bsky.social

[PROOF OF CONCEPT]

I FOUND THE LATEX BUN APHEL PICS RAHHHHHH

drawings of a goat demon getting rubber boots attached to their body

hehe hohoo

Ehehe
Hound got caught humping her own boots too many times 🥴

laughing at a girl while she is whining and trembling in fear is so fucking hot.

🫂

REAL
s'why I pinned the Only Posts feed as soon as I moved over here

Fuck you. My art of "Princess" Fludd in a cute widdle dress from 2020.

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

💜

Ultimate Card Games - Amazon Queen YouTube video by ghostribbon

o7

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6yu...

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