Episode 547: “Cape Ear”

President Donald Trump, a five-time draft dodger, now wants to award himself the nation’s highest military honor during a war he started that’s become a historic fiasco.

“Political chaos is connected with the decay of language... one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end.” ~ George Orwell, “Politics and the English Language”

Kash Patel sues The Atlantic over allegations of excessive drinking.

In your grocer's freezer.

BREAKING: Trump claims Iran is preparing to transmit a message of defeat.

I posted that elsewhere, but will put it up here.

Collect 'em all.

If John Waters remade “The American President” it would be like this, except more heartwarming.

It's because I predicted present day.

And dangerous, at least "Dr. Strangelove" had a president who was sane.

The Pentagon just released images it claims show the two U.S. airmen shot down and rescued from Iran.

When reporters ask about Iran, our transparent president gives them all the finger.

How long until the Vatican gets invaded to force a regime change?

The butter is handled tastefully.

Kash Patel is threatening to sue the Atlantic over reports he drinks on the job.

The best way to prove something wasn’t faked is to do it again for real so we can all move on.

A reboot of “Baywatch” is now a prestige drama. Will they rescue Dame Judi Dench from drowning?

If Trump’s assassination attempt was indeed staged, the conspirators will need to sue to get paid.

From Our Country’s Spiritual Leader...

Match made in H.

Donald Trump will be the first sitting president to appear on “Comics Unleashed”.

Lindsey Graham’s D-Day.

“It’s morning again in America…” 🍟🍔 🥤〽️

There is only one true savior with houses of worship everywhere.

Any sane person would drop it, but he’s posted this as a maga culpa.

It also sounds like you're describing when that guy got shot in the ear.

The Shroud of Mar-a-Lago

“The Liar's Paradox has spun out of control, with liars lying to a liar who believed the lie. What would that be called? Fox News, I think.” ~ Richard Cohen