Salmon exposed to cocaine talk utter shite for hours, study shows

Land of my fathers.

Well, some of them.

Tice needs more fingers

Geoffrey Hinton was wrong. AI is coming for the plumbers too.

Imagine if cats had hooves

Funnily enough we need those EVs now more than ever

Donaldcaster #amirite

The mullet is appropriate here. It is a hairstyle that is both long and short.

Man in striped headband with stunt mullet

<checks Strava for uptick in activity>

But you don’t look autistic

New ringtone sorted

Maybe vape shops would be more palatable if they had quaint pub-like names.

How long until Trump threatens retaliatory tariffs on countries not heeding his call for help.

A therapist with a new book to promote.

cf. if we had ham we could have ham and eggs, if we had eggs

Presumably due to paracetamol during pregnancy.

Hope that’s on his LinkedIn profile

It cuts right to the heart of the situation

One of the deplorable reasons we call him Hagueseth

Tech bro talks his book shocker

Thoughts and prayers

Sounds like a trolley problem upgrade

Winflation

Don knows if he gets Farage he will get the unconditional surrender he craves

The meme streets of Dubai

The party of warm beer and sunburn

Can you translate this into Urdu for me, Matt?

The latin graffiti helps too