Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

the earlier asbestos comparison is apt because we're gonna be cleaning up after the kind of "help" it provides to codebases for a long time

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

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The mayor of Toronto has a USS Toronto model and plaque in her office.

i think i may have taken that once after a cwal gathering or some other event when i lived in hamilton, it was
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liminal

the canadian 2026 winter olympic team marching out from a big golden ring. the front athletes are waving a canadian flag

proud to see our olympic team make its traditional arrival through the stargate

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whenever i have to do anything complex with networking it's an absolute mess because you find a ton of tutorials that are like... for ubuntu circa 2012 and none of the utilities are the same anymore, or whatever. but mostly it just works

the other day linux forgot my wifi card existed and i was like "lol linux things!" and it turned out that it was actually because of a problem windows caused when i had booted into it the day before

i was thinking about saying like "linux is surprisingly great now even though of course i still run into some rough edges" but i don't think i even end up running into any more weird rough edges than I did back when windows was actually good

i switched to Mint as soon as Recall was announced. I decided to keep my windows install for the sake of the miniscule number of games i find that don't work with Proton or the larger handful where I want to mod the shit out of them but like i go months in between booting into it

i genuinely think the writers based season 3 off a mix of Andromeda and the 2006 Star Trek Final Frontier pitch and then went in the dumbest direction possible with the premise as quickly as they could manage

like i'd be annoyed enough if it was just evoking the harry potter books but it's even worse, it's specifically reminding me of the _movies_

no but there's a rival school (the War College) nearby (or maybe in the same building? its unclear) who will probably serve a similar rivalry purpose as the houses. and the speech at the beginning of ep2 feels exactly like dumbledore opening each movie. everyone's in awe and it's very saccharine

starfleet academy is not supposed to be a magical place it's university for space nerds who like rules and shakespeare

i used to look forward to when my generation would be in charge of running popular culture but only other millennials would have thought harry potter was a good model for a star trek show and i want to send this monkey's paw back for a refund

immediate air horn blast every time you hear a wrong pronoun doesn't really meet your "non-aggressive" criterion but i propose that it would be very satisfying

it is no shit by a wide margin the worst star trek thing i have ever encountered. worse than into darkness. worse than these are the voyages. so badly written and directed that it would make you think michelle yeoh was a bad actor if you'd never seen her before. worse than shades of grey

also didn't bele and lokai have like crazy mind powers? i feel that'd be weird to just have one of them as a normal starfleet person

you presumably had the good sense not to watch section 31 but it had a guy from this species in a minor speaking role, set in the early 24th century. like he says hello to rachel garrett. it suuuuuuuucks

And watsonian, plausibly the Sao Paulo had just been launched and hadn’t done anything yet (I mean otherwise wouldn’t it also already have a captain). They did the Titan dirty

augh i know, this has driven me insane since they announced it. there are unique local cultures and languages!

I don't want to talk to a chatbot simulacrum of my late grandmother I want to dream about her alien ghost lover after reading a particularly erotic passage from her diary like god intended

I think chat interfaces with LLMs are whatever the software engineering equivalent is of malpractice. It's physicists dumping tons of radioactive material into the atmosphere with no idea of what it does to a human body

I've read PLAYER OF GAMES, this doesn't turn out well.

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

i’m going to vomit blood, i hate this so much

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