folks i think it is time for me to play aphex twin on the piano

Dude come over and we can play with ball, dude
#furry #furryart

Zaza got me feeling like everything gonna be alright

i make $17.50 an hour secreting the white goo for those dirty sodas. it's not what you think it is!! 😂 it's something beautiful

was watching godzilla the other night with my wife and recognized an mf doom sample so quick i had it pulled up before the scene ended, i felt so tapped into the primordial truth

whenever i reply to someone’s post i feel like im going to be sublimated for my bad posters etiquette

that toe album is ridiculously good, i listened to it earlier this year while traveling and it’s basically all i did all flight

whenever i’m having a good day my posts are like “i’m fundementally evil and am predestined to hell” and whenever i’m having a bad one they’re like “just surrounded joe manchins house with my cadre of paramilitary forces”

need an ontologically evil shawty to queen out with

social anxiety hits so good when ur convinced ur fundamentally evil

they won’t let me into the US strategic cheese reserve because there wouldn’t be any left by the time i’m done with it

time to play chess and get uncomfortably high with my unemployed neighbor

putting a smile in my pocket to save for later

waiter some food please, and if u could, make it nasty, and stinky

i scream "suicide by mailman" as i run at the mailman

hanging up missing person posters for the baileys

*tearing up while enjoying a beautiful sunrise* i just wish dick cheney was here to see this while i cane his ass

you got the good ending!

we need to take every person who’s eaten a grilled cheese sandwich and line them up

smoking a bowl and accidentally lighting my pubes on fire after i try to stick my dick in the bong

oh my god should i post that

how it feels to go to the grocery store after 18 hours awake

i need to start posting 5 minute long videos of me smoking weed and rambling again

can you tell i’ve been running on a sleep deficit

not my protestant ass taking my adult children to their taekwondo class at the strip mall!

like it’s literally new game+ dumbass

haters will look at your new cool and awesome bell and say she’s ass at hunting

got swimmers ear from hanging out in a storm drain during a flash flood again :/