me and my wife

ive asked my soon to be wife to wear this for our wedding but she refused and now im straight up planning for divorce after the wedding

ai is just the sound of a confused Yorkshire man asking “oh yeah?”

Morgan Freeman on The Electric Company PBS kids show in the 70s

Goodnight from me and Mr. Freeman

if someone had told me that falling in love with your soul mate would lead to this much admin honestly i would have believed them because everything has its price (which is also all of the money in my bank account)

finally got the last piece of wedding admin gubbins sorted. what a faff this whole ‘happiest day of your life’ malarkey is

imagine if you saw like just a hella jacked skeleton

fellas is it normal to feel incredibly tired and ill after drinking several different types of alcohol in massive quantities all day? asking for a friend

imagine the meat you’d get off the duck though

Absolutely 100% facts. Dnd is an experience for us all and the dungeon master’s fun comes partially in being proud of the story you tell.

apparently im now on a stag do. it’s mine. also your mum is here. #thelordsday

what if i have no genius? am I owed followers because of how fucking dumb i am

lol if you’re thinking you’re doing it wrong

good morning. it’s the lords day and you know what that means. time to record a patreon podcast. just like Jesus did

im tired now. consumed too much culture today. absolutely chock full of culture i am. couldn’t take in another single bite of mind expanding art

two raccoons side by side saying think twice? windows95wordart bestie I don't even think once

exactly

*shakes my money maker*
*receives minimum wage*

so if i piss all over this platform i’ll own it is that what you’re saying?

No marking your territory though

neither can i tbh

Please don’t be insensitive. Posting about what you enjoy is triggering to people who can’t enjoy anything

Unlike me. I never stop charging and I never ever get to the point where I

this has become the new grind

Thanks for having me! Don’t mind the inevitable mess I leave in my wake

That’s it folks. That’s me. I’m out of posts

Theatre time! After a day of recording for Patreon with Roll Britannia it’s gonna be nice to sit back and let someone else do all the talking for a change

I’ve seen some of your episode summaries on twitter and I’ve gotta say they’re ace! Thanks for supporting the show and I’m really glad you’re enjoying listening as much as we’re enjoying making it!

just colder lol