If I had a violin case, I’d look like a real Shay D. Sort.

To be fair it was a tough decision at the ballot box

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm about 99% sure that the shirt in your pfp came from the thrift store, so...your budget is what you make it.

Yo puedo preguntar dónde está el baño.

@gailsimone.bsky.social

My bank offered me a $2500 bonus! All I've got to do is deposit and maintain a $250K balance.

They should know better.

I've had exactly two emails today about missing FedEx packages that aren't even addressed to me.

FedEx: when it absolutely, positively has to be...somewhere? I'll post on NextDoor and see if anyone recognizes this welcome mat.

This is a bus. Do you know how big a bus is?

“In your 20s someone will tell you that everyone needs a printer on their desk. It's very important thất you listen to them.” Photo with a small plethora of printers, monitors, and other IT equipment.

To borrow a line from Jurassic Park, that is one big pile of…equipment.

Estoy aprendido más y más. #Duolingo

Times are getting tight at Toreros…just don’t mess with my arroz con pollo! (Not to be confused with ACP.)

hbd

If you are the person who hangs the Happy Birthday James Taylor banner on the James Taylor Bridge every year, please email us.

Matthew 25:40 - ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

Ya know, I hear news stories of folks whose taking of their own lives was blamed on AI. Meanwhile, I call myself an overwhelmed idiot while trying to troubleshoot something and now the darn thing won't talk to me anymore.

"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that."
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My name's not even Dave.

I’m still trying to figure out flavored sparkling water. “What if they want that ‘almost out of syrup’ taste at home without the hassle of installing their own soda fountain?”

#LiquidDeath

Greetings to County Durham from here in Durham County! Welcome to Bluesky.
@countydurham.bsky.social

But what if I need a drink of water?

Return of Jesus? Already?! Didn’t they *just* deport him?!

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

A rain streaked windshield obscuring the view of two SUVs.

I think I wore the wrong shoes.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

That’s a lot of time on #Duolingo! #español

Coworker: “Stephen, did you get my printer working?”

Me:

A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption “we always loved a bad bunny”

PBS kids is sending me

One of the weirdest aspects of Trumpism as an ideology is that its intelligentsia actively despises the voters who actually pushed it to victory.

BLUESKY WON SPORTS IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA DIVORCE

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle