it looks like they squeezed a tomato in a lemon juicer and threw the sad limp skin in there

(sorry @callmesmols.bsky.social but i will need to stink up the house again)

okay so i will make it and post results

it looks like dirty rice in that it was scraped off the floor

pete evans post-my kitchen rules with big unruly beard

remember when pete evans was booted from mkr then instantly started looking like this and started selling a big spinning crystal apparatus that he said cured covid

Y’all this dish is a perfect allegory for what colonialism did to Hawaii.

yeah gotta blacken that spam properly that pic looks ass

okay someone beat me to it and it looks like sadness

gdi

Missed opportunity to call Spambalaya

i know roght

gochujang spam jambalaya

so close to having enough to cover groceries this week, for today’s holiday we are gonna aim a little higher, just hoping for just a little extra buffer, i’m currently at $316/$420 💸

venmo @Mercuryal venmo.com/u/Mercuryal

thanks again for all your support and love 💖🖖🏻

POSTNATAL 10 things you can do with your placenta Learn about what a placenta does and what you could do with it after birth.

4. Keep it attached to baby

like, forever?

see people making jokes about getting arrested for "felony cleavage" and, like, you understand this law was written to target trans women, right? it's so that we can be arrested and sent to men's prisons for wearing normal clothes.

For some reason, pretty much no legacy media is reporting that the FSU shooter was specifically asking ChatGPT about hate crime penalties for racially motivated mass shootings right before killing two men of colour...

Guy who somehow still hasn’t figured out that we’re in a cold civil war yet voice:

We go way back

your average citizen would’ve been inside that house in 30 seconds, but cops are the most cowardly of us

just finished my first meating with ai mark and i think it went well

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

A scene from Murder, She Wrote. Sheriff Metzger played by Ronald Alan Masak is talking to Jessica Fletcher at the Sheriff's station. Metzger is saying: yeah, me neither, cause that's when he hits me with the big weenie

Sir

ST:TNG pakled, large bushy eyebrows

the family member who finds out you're "good at computers"

Ideal blunt rotation, Star Trek edition

mans been hitting the sour milk

@callmesmols.bsky.social can i come over and look at u like this

walking into the barber and asking for the romulan scout ship

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

i wonder what it was like being the piltdown man's sleep paralysis demon