Or deliver someone's misplaced asthma meds.

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All hail Imperator Carney.

Meat waves? How obsolete.

How do you say "Skynet" in Ukrainian?

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

Some would say that a 2028 Harris vs Vance election would be the mother of all clusterfraks.

We are doing taxation of trade routes, except Idiot Palpatine is already and openly in charge.

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

I lol'd at this.😆

And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.

"All of civilization will collapse after the antichrist smote all before him. Would that be a good time to buy low?"

With any luck, we will still be here when they swing around.

Vance's turn will come. I don't know what it will be, but it is inevitable.

The ultimatums will continue until morale improves.

By the summer of 2029, all IDs will be required to display the holder's pronouns, and will be required to be presented on request at any point. If the ID doesn't have this info, or the person doesn't have such ID on hand, the will be disappeared by the DEICE into Woke Alcatraz in Vermont.

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

#KashPatel #PeteHegseth

I wonder if all the Gulf States wish that Iraq was currently ruled by a strong sunni despot that would have no compunction about confronting the Iranian regime. May even have become a very good friend of Trump.

That's bleak even thinking about.

Pam Bondi's #ETTD has become terminal. Thoughts and prayers.

I expect that department to grow rapidly.

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About that Trump speech:

Godspeed, Artemis II

Breturn?

Is Trump seriously giving a major speech on April Fools?!

It tracks.

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today.

Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere.

Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

Saudi Alberta

As the Athenians learned the hard way.

At this point, I think they could literally hang Mike Pence, and everyone will be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, assuming they even noticed.

The Greater North America Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Cool, cool.

I get the fear. I just see this universal SRY testing quickly blowing up in their faces. Like it basically did the last time.

It was two. I always thought that was in the script for dramatic purposes only.

The courageous men of the 82nd Airborne will be honored to make the ultimate sacrifice so Trump’s friends can win bets on when they die.

by Marc Thiessen