Anyone else get bored on a Saturday night so you drink some wine and write code to scratch an itch about a thing you don’t like?

The sad realization that I have to stop dancing because it looks Trumpish.

Fun movie fact: Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace started with a trade war.

I’m down for Pete’s reinstatement and all… but when did the US president become the commissioner of baseball?

I’ll be honest, I watch Daytona 500 for the crashes.

I’ve always believed it is our God given American right to satirize the president, and I have exercised that right ever year of my adult life. 😂

Once again embracing my age, I must admit I didn’t know any of the music from this year’s halftime show. That’s not a problem… I’m just out of touch. 😝

Children died, the days grew cold, a dozen eggs could buy a bag of gold. I wish we’d all been ready. Larry almost got it right. 😝

Waffle House started a 50 cent surcharge per egg. #stupidnews

Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"

OpenAI right now

He wants to go get that liquid gold - officially known as the Clampett Domestic Policy

That time you had to use a regular shovel and a push broom to dig yourself out to go to Home Depot to buy a snow shovel.

a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands

Because some dumbass would burn down the neighborhood.

Flame thrower. We need to throw flames.

Day 2 of the snow. The power is on but sanity is lost. Ive sat in the same chair for these past sixteen hours dreaming of the warmth of outworld.

Who’s snowed in?

Happy new year all! Any good resolutions besides weight loss?

Just finished this documentary. Now I’m going back to the movies just to see how bad Superman IV really was. #superman

Santa’s not fat; he’s just… vertically challenged by horizontal success. All those cookies and no cardio—unless you count chimney diving as a sport. Someone get this guy a Fitbit before the reindeer unionize. #GrinchThoughts #SantaSized

Friday at work… it’s like I just got back to the norm and the week is over.

Today was the first day back a work after the holiday, but I'm not sure how productive I was...

I ate too much yesterday.

Happy Thanksgiving to all yall.

Any one else using wrinkle release setting on the dryer because it’s cold outside?

Any Thanksgiving Tv special favorites? The Garfield Thanksgiving special is rolling around in my head.

I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it

I’m “this cold makes my bones hurt” years old.

I saw the first snow of the year. That was plenty.

Who’s watching crypto this cycle?

When I grow up I want to be a television historian.