It’s 5/1/25. It’s 10:46 AM. An air-raid siren wakes me up. The building fire alarm has a disconnected wire. Nothing is wrong.

“I’m drinking beef” - Eden, 2025

what if lebron was green ?

You sure about that? #oscars

Ripped my pants!!!! But Eden saved them thanks Eden

Kendrick is undefeatable, Drake should just call it quits at this point. Like fr Sam Jackson has now endorsed the Drake pedophile theory in national television. It’s over.

anyone else feel the Boston earthquake this morning?

session over very successful A+ team

Gonna be so real Robert Eggers Labyrinth Sequel getting confirmed in Deadline has the capacity to dethrone Xenoblade X DE as my most what the fuck media announcement of the last year

Oscars opinions:

Happy for Conclave and The Substance, gutted but unsurprised for I Saw The TV Glow, Challengers score snubbed

I’m mentally prepping for Emilia Pérez to sweep despite being one of the singularly worst movies I’ve ever seen. Truly a dogshit film on every conceivable level.

the snub is so disrespectful it’s insane

who wants to help me fund an independent rock album right now

no but seriously I need money who wants to give me money

And I'm done.
I had been a NY Times subscriber since college.

guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute

“An anonymous drip of clump” — avi, 2025

Eden thought that the man who invented peanut butter died.

You know, President G.W. Carver 🥜

¡Adiós Señor Uómbat!

Beefbrose Kenny-Smith

beef mackenzie

I saw Kraven. It’s sucked. Fuck that movie <3

It’s 12/7/24. It’s 2:26 PM. An air-raid siren wakes me up. The building fire alarm has a disconnected wire. Nothing is wrong.

the owners name is michael scott not a joke

THE PUG TAKES IT THE PUG TAKES IT

Happy Thanksgiving! What are you holding space for this Thanksgiving?

Happy Purina National Dog Show Day! The most important event of the year! My money is on the pug.

Hey Marco! I’m also a musician named Marco!

yeah but what if the earth *was* flat? you ever think about that???