what the fuck i still have this???

we got married 2 days ago

she trussel my duncan til i family hour

smoke trick

1) go hang in a park
2) find a slightly chubby girl in a green dress
3) say 'hey im xyz that's a really nice green dress are ya into moss, by any chance? do ya wanna come find some moss with me?'

GUARANTEED ur gonna have her legs over her himalayan salt lamp by nightfall. guaranteed

aellagirl made being a slut into her temple grandin cow hugging machine

She Reminded Me Of A Valentino White Bag The Way I Smeared Lipstick All Over Her .

then i didn't see him for like 8 years and passed by him randomly on a bus in forest hills, asked him if he's still living in that place. "naw I'm living with my girl parsley on Westminster ave" "wait parsley with the green hair? plays viola in Hera's band?" "yeee u know it" indeed i did.

later he confided in me the room smelled like shit most of the time bc his dad came home drunk and threw an entire gallon of costco olive oil at the wall and he was too depressed to clean it up. he couldn't admit his own mortification but it was obvious he was embarrassed by his filth

thinking abt a guy i knew in hs who used to spice his blunts. cut em through with like, rosemary and sage and herbs his crushes were named after. he'd smoke them over the course of a night in this basement living room that otherwise smelled absolutely rancid as "a funereal act of becoming"

me waiting for my food at macdonald

my grandma slapped my wrist @ age 4 told me never to swear and i said "ok i promise." now when im inside the pussy i say "yippee"

im at the OSHA meet in my Armani high vis jacket and no one here knows ur name

call shawty my lil m night shyamalan the way she keep that camera on me waiting for me to do something utterly unprecedented and genius

Why Your Girl In Shake Shack Parking Lot Making Googly Eyes At The Feller In The Knee High Converse

we've still got snow on the ground =w= absolutely blessed

there was an ai chat bot that was 99% on the money except it occasionally tagged #ReachHeavenByViolence and man do i think about that a lot

let's go out to the beach when orange and yellow hues lace out from the sun and through the clouds in the sky piercing them motionless.

let's sit on your rainbow fish towel, and smile, in defiance at a world quietly determined to make us old before we had the chance to be young.

you just keep talking to people until one of them likes the cut of your jib, same as datin' same as fightin'

powers like mine come at a cost

naw it's real it's what I did

keeping you in my thoughts my friend

my mans keeps talking about internal family systems but goes strangely quiet when i ask him about how his internal wife is doing

"static site generator" oh you mean php?

"wow the folks from xeno.tech really like to interact with the folks from wooden.club" is a cool question to be able to answer without having to like, k-means cluster people yourself or w/e the fancy kids are doing nowadays

you can conjure up a pretty intuitive distance metric between federated servers or whatever they're called based on how frequently their users interact that i think it's pretty neat

i am no expert on this but i imagine that's part of the appeal

behold

From David Adler on twitter

hyvää vappua! everyone's out in their sailor caps today which they recieved upon graduating high school.

peace be with you my friend

saw a study once w/s smoking marijuana immediately after a traumatic incident also cuts down rates of PTSD afterwards,

imagine it's a similar mechanism