Is nostalgia the opposite of trauma?

Heres some FarSide cartoons to inject some absurdity into your Monday
#monday

Turtles can't make mouse shoes! What are you, a fuckin' idiot?

- me to my husband while discussing Stuart Little's wardrobe

You'll live as long as you dont get the sugar-free kind

Fault in our stars? Really?

Sometimes I think that Hulu doesnt know me at all.

Just got Illustrator back! Here's today's creation
#saturday

Last night I had a dream that I was a parrot and I was playing "roll the nut" with a bunch of other parrots.

“Don’t tell me what I can’t do,”

~John Locke, from Lost

Abed always sleeps with one paw on his brother
#communitytv #caturday

Christmas hangover. Here's Reptar🦖
#thursday #christmas #90s

My husband just walked in, talking to his mom on the phone:

"we arent necessarily depriving the gene pool of our genes. We dont want kids and if we forced ourselves....."

then he walked back outside.

#christmaseve #christmas

This is why companies no longer put customer service numbers on the packaging

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan -The Onion

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...

I'd like to get up but there's a cat on my lap. I wonder if he's aware of the power he possesses.

From my "Open When Sad" folder

I'm only productive so I can feel good about chain smoking joints

He knows his worth!

I minored in philosophy, so...

Try and process but try and avoid a spiral. Dont forget to be kind to yourself.

It was later reasoned by Schopenhauer, as everyone knows, that groove is indeed in the heart.

I showed him my Strongbadia keychain and it was forever.

i didnt get your homestar runner reference

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The first time I heard my husband's Strongbad impression, I knew he was the one.

You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you

"I know you know where she is" - Atreyu (awesome name, btw!)

Say it with *dance*

[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure

It's that time of year where I post this one