You know what else has a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth? Yeast.

Presumably a Trump class ship would be designed to automatically go into reverse as soon as it met any resistance and would be gradually sinking from the moment it was launched.

Trump is a DickTraitor.

Our Earth is astonishingly beautiful.

There are 8 billion humans living on it.

Five old white men are destroying it. Forever.

Remind me - Why are we letting them?

#EarthDay

Any loyal tool of Trump will get pardoned, so don't expect them to testify in damaging ways to Trump.

Don't expect Trump to submit house control to a mid-term vote when he can kill it by declaring a state of emergency.

Gosh. Such jeopardy, until 'someone' pardons her.

The simple solution to the data centre problem is to say "You can build a data centre wherever you like, as long as you provide your own power and water."

Was he asleep and snoring?

This needs saying every day!

I am an egalitarian, not a feminist, but all the shit world leaders are old men. Let's elect women leaders; not as a long term female takeover or anything like that, but to give us a dose of sanity while the dinosaurs die off. Let's grow a gen of good men and then we can settle into a balance.

It should be taught in schools. When your government is despotic, get your news from other countries.

It is abundantly clear that Starmer has fostered a boy's club situation at No. 10 and shown poor judgement and leadership. He must resign graciously and support a transition. It has to be Rayner, for more reasons than just ability.

While watching Trump make a fool of himself on the international stage is good sport, it is also tragic. America's 'big stick' has long been the backbone of the West's survival, but now no government anywhere fears the USA. TACO Trump has destroyed that all-important credibility. We will all pay.

Yup.

Sing with me.
TACO TACO TACO,
TACO TACO TACO,
Couldn't outwit a cuttlefish,
TACO TACO TACO

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Whatever your feelings are about Starmer and VetGate, he is wounded and weakened by it. Is this really the time for the UK to have a compromised leader? Given the world situation, he should transition out with a detailed handover, not just pack a suitcase and sod off.

Hi Eric. No. The rest of the world is disconnecting from the USA. You are being isolated. You have no power, only regret. Yes, adjustment means pain, but you will not have power over us. Ever.

Please. Someone in America, tell me you give the tiniest crap about the rest of the world? For reference, you are 4.3% of the population, 1.88% of the land. Perspective matters.

Do you know who some of the biggest supporters of Pope Leo are?

Atheists. Like me.

He talks our language.

God or no - it's a detail.

I regularly point out that Americans appear to be complicit, or unwilling to remove Trump, as the world burns.

I never get anyone disagreeing.

So...?

I wonder what would stir Americans to actual action?

Obviously, the rest of the world consumed by death and fire would not. I mean, that's just 'elsewhere', right?

When the ATMs don't work?

Eggs over $5?

Clearly, it'll be something "real".

This is a time when political will must be brought to bear. We rejoin the #EU immediately, all laws and systems resurrected with extreme alacrity. We agree to compensate the EU for all costs incurred by #Brexit. No bullshit. No excuses. It happens or we all lose. Now is the time for true leadership.

When someone who voted for an evil fool still backs that fool even when every promise is broken and all their costs have gone up? That's when you move on and talk to their children instead. Rare is the fool who admits their error. Their children can take another path.

@Google, you twats. Fix the bloody test track system. What a shambles!

This is a wider issue too. Political parties must give us the choice on taxes vs services, not always bid for our vote on cutting our taxes. Let's find out what people want and help them understand the costs in a grown-up conversation.

If a woman has killed her husband, the default assumption should be that it was justifiable homicide. I'm not saying don't investigate, I'm saying treat the woman as a victim until proven otherwise. Mostly, the fucker deserved what he got. Back the woman's play. I would.

Is he close to death or total mental collapse?

I very genuinely used to think, when turning on the hotel room TV on a business trip, that Fox News was a spoof programme. It was so patently absurd, I never for a moment considered it was taken seriously by anyone. It's terrifying that it is!

I'm dunking shortbread biscuits in red wine. Have I hit rock bottom?