I was in at 39% tbh but I’m monitoring the situation I think I’ll find some hedges in the “what day we run out of ice” market that will protect me

um Kalshi has “#cvg2026 goes for six days” at 73% right now??

boy I give myself a c-minus for posting this year. as much as I want to be holding myself accountable the truth is, it’s because of woke

Negative for Covid so far!

Negative for Covid so far!

I am concerned about the ways we prioritize and preserve lore in this community and hope that it will seek to be built as inclusively as possible #CVG2025

Can relate. I drank a bunch of stuff I probably didn’t need before all Kind of things this weekend #CVG2025

not me, I’m a perfect Sweetie

hey did you make any bad decisions this weekend? #CVG2025

I’m so tired good heavens #CVG2025

peernk perny clurb ehrm gunna kerp on derncin at the peernk perny clurb
peernk perny clurb ehrm gunna kerp on derncin dern in werst horlywerd #CVG2025

seems drearily predictable that the word “enshittification” has, itself, been …well. You know
#CVG2025

why the fuck you still doing fireworks for gosh sakes #CVG2025

I looked back and there were places on the beach where there was just one set of footprints in the sand and I said “lord, where were you? those were the hardest times in my life” and she said “my child, my precious child. those were times when your car didn’t have an extended warranty” #CVG2025

Snacks Consumable #CVG2025

Goods Collectible #CVG2025

Artworks Commissionable
#CVG2025

are we there yet? #CVG2025

They’re gonna write a Voldemort redemption arc. And they’re gonna use it to launder the racism. #CVG2025

content warning: sometimes the posting is sincere I guess? #CVG2025

*baseline* in the Harry Potter series was adult indifference or hostility, neglect, and disbelief of youths who were then recruited as child soldiers in secret wars. villains are full out abusers, classists, and genocidaires. Why are any of these a beloved or comfort character for you? #CVG2025

I mean, I sorta get continuing to cosplay a J. K. Rowling character from the films cuz the actors are decent maybe. But like for as horrendous as she is about trans people, why of all things would you then choose to dress as one of the *villains*? #CVG2025

well I suppose I’d better pack #CVG2025

I looked back and there were places on the beach where there was just one set of footprints in the sand and I said “lord, where were you? those were the hardest times in my life” and she said “my child, my precious child. those were times when your car didn’t have an extended warranty” #CVG2025

I picked up my badge and it was super easy but I’m not sure the hazmat clad guys taking finger sticks for “timeline preservation and reprocessing” send the right message ?

well I hope you started your second to last minute cosplay today because you have to get done so you can start your last minute one on Wednesday morning!

1999 💪

no war but the class war

REMINDER: this year the Severed Party Floor has been moved to 9 instead of 8.

I’m glad he’s here and I bet Chris Kluwe would agree with me that we also need Jon Bois