Ysayle from ffxiv holding her ice sword and shield in a sort of mid jump pose.

❄️ #ffxiv

I love yuuuuuuuuup

April 20th, 2026. Today's the day Apollo Justice has his very first case in court. After 7 years, the Ace Attorney timeskip is over.
Happy Apollo Justice day!

Pipe shaped like worm on a string cw:drugs

bringing the goat out of retirement

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

interesting recession indicator I just spotted: the year is 2026, and the recession began in 2007 and at no point did it meaningfully abate for the vast, vast majority of people

the penne opticon

a cavs tweet that says BE EARLY. BE LOUD. BE THE **C**** DIFF and the slogan in a graphic

The slogan “Be the C Diff” definitely didn’t land the way the Cavs thought it would lol

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

Photo of a longhaired tortie cat lying on a sunny sidewalk with grass lawn on either side. It has a round little dark object in front of it, a toy maybe.

Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.

mihari from onimai. she is happy and she is waving.

This is the Waving Mihari of Happy Greetings. Repost this within the next 5 minutes and you will be rewarded with good fortune and new friends.

you can add -e to any word to class it up, farte, cocke, balle, cume, turde, it works on anything. the e stands for 'elegance'

"gormless" gotta be one of my favorite insults. you lack gorm bro!!!! go get some fucking gorm!!!!!!

if you're gonna bring a greenberry to the party you gotta tell me like just let me brace for it. im just not cool with being ambushed having to tripsit you. you can be green i just want to know

Six months of asking for better security and those idiots in ops decide what we need are weapons lockers. My people are technicians, not guards! Best case it's just more to get stolen since the code on the lockers is just 0000. I'm going straight to Miller with this, I think she's in Environmental.

Every year all year

LOL.

#NBASky #SkyHoops

XENOVERSE 3's story mode is going nuts

HAHAHA

There are prehistoric skeletons with evidence of healed injuries and birth defects that would probably have limited their ability to work. But they were cared for and lived their lives, even in a time when food was scarce and life was hard. Kindness and society are fundamental to humanity

Alright man whatever you say

i miss when zoro regularly did stupid bullshit besides getting lost

ive known since i was a little bastard creature that i wanted to go to the farmer's market

While Pretzel soaks up a little downtime, Willow makes sure she’s not missing her moment (photobomb). 💖

📸: Animal care staff Dayna

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited