Dear sir whose attention I caught listening to Boys Like Girls with my windows down tonight before the Rockies game, look me up. Let’s duet the fucking song ✌🏽

and he literally had to open his dumbass mouth before Taylor Kitsch's series comes out. Knowing Pratt is still in the series just makes me mad and I'm no longer excited to watch it, which devastates me because it looks SO good.

Chris Pratt continuously showing us over the years why he’s the worst Chris.

I lived a real-life run-in "meet cute" if there ever was a more perfect one for two characters of a sports romance.

AP The Associated Press @AP BREAKING: The Trump administration is pushing an initiative for millions of Americans to upload personal health data to new apps run by private tech companies. Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @GeauxGabrielle Hi! Epidemiologist here! Don't do this. In the 80s and 90s this was done by Depts. of Health during the HIV/AIDS epidemic. "Somehow" the lists they created found their way into the hands of cops, landlords, & job sites to deny people human rights. It's partly WHY the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act exists

Thanks Judy!!

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When I get a birthday email from one of my credit card companies, I'd appreciate a "happy birthday, we've put $10 in rewards into your account, go buy yourself a cupcake" not "use your card to earn more rewards!"

I don't remember Harrison Bader being this bad of an outfielder. But also, thank you for being this bad.

All Time Low

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This is the only city connect hat I will willingly pay money for.

No, I didn't just spend my entire shift streaming Warped Tour in DC.

No, I'm not doing it again tomorrow.

Why am I not surprised the bullpen would implode?

I will have this new All Time Low song memorized by noon.

I don’t know how it happened but I got a 10th row ticket for tonight’s game and parking in one of the garages downtown for free. All I had to pay for was my tall boy.

God threw me a bone. He knew I needed a game in my life and served it up as I lie broke 😂

I wasn't going to be invested in the Final but here we are, skipping the gym to watch OT being played.

You should’ve seen the line last weekend at the game-used kiosk for all the Yankees stuff 💀

I love you, I miss you and Yankees fans don’t deserve you.

Spotting Landy and Toewser before everyone else (I just sat down in my seat though so I couldn’t go up to them) and running into Jordan LeMahieu ALMOST makes up for the scoreboard today.

DJ also had a three-hit game, which turned the Yankees fans around me from shitting on him to praising him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why am I putting myself through a weekend with Yankees fans at Coors Field?

Oh yeah. Him. He’s the reason.

Still one of my favorite movies of all time

Part of me really does want a Dallas/Carolina Final.

Canes fans deserve to hate on Mikko as much as Avs fans did.

I will always root for him (Avs series aside) but I will never root for the team he plays for. EVER.

I’ve been doing very well with eating healthier but not this weekend. I stopped for ice cream after the game ended and I bought a slice of tres leches this morning.

Having to work today doesn’t help. I’m physically, emotionally and mentally (and financially) exhausted.

Guys. Watching Mikko hug his former linemates and best friends KILLED ME.

The loss was hard, but I have been crying over this moment all hour.

I’m right back to square one when he was traded.

Gabe deserved better than this y’all 😭

*nods*

Update:

I’m a fucking masochist. I almost got up to get a double shot before the third period.

I haven’t decided if I should get a ticket for the Avs game, go to Tom’s for the watch party or run off my anxiety of the game while watching it at the gym tonight.

Decisions, decisions.

It was the first place I looked. It was stuck in an awkward spot in my everyday bag 😂🫠