Lady Gaga confirms Trent Reznor has our conquerors haki

Every hack comedian in Australia desperately fighting the urge to make the easiest joke of all time

Beardson ⑦ @BeardsonBeardly • 18h this post gives me hope. You can be the ugliest chud on the planet but as long as you have Twitter clout you can bag a gf. a lan Miles Cheong 0s @stillgray • 1d I was trying to think of a funny caption to post but I have nothing really to say apart from, Dubai is pretty awesome. • 114 17 148 0 5K ill 234K Ada Lluch & @ada_luch I AM NOT THE GF! He is my exhusbands FRIEND

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]

Wishing Yee could have just done normal rich divorced guy stuff like pick up wine tasting or get a pilots licence instead of becoming Hitler

He is on a mission to become the omni divorced guy.

Can't believe this guy cut me off what a fucking lib

Drawing of a guy in an American flag shirt, with a pained, tearful smile and applauding rapidly. Behind him is a sign which says "DAYS SINCE LAST PLANE CRASH" over a completely zeroed-out counter

Amazing so glad this genre of guy is heading over from Twitter. Just the right combination of mental illness in there posts with just enough shame to get mad from a dunk

Breaking news, the people making it harder to live look exactly as you imagine they do

Yeah that's how clocks work. These MF's have been talking like clocks can go backwards for years

It's true the left will never recover from, being nicer to animals

Winnie the Pooh tuxedo meme with normal Pooh reflecting on the creature from the black lagoon and fancy Pooh regarding The Creture from the Bläch Lugyoun

Robert Eggers

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

Water is for homos says man soon to be diagnosed with kidney stones

No that we have ended woke can I sleep in?

I for one am shocked he can get his arm up the high

I thought this was an onion article

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App icon for Duolingo.

App icon for Xiaohongshu, AKA RedNote.

Duolingo reports a 216% increase for users learning Mandarin Chinese in the U.S. following a transition from TikTok to Xiaohongshu, also known as “RedNote.”

True! You can call me Cumfist Trash

That's right! I ate the Cum Cum fruit and now I'm a Jizz man, the powers are pretty useless to be honest

So sad to see people disparaging meal bonding

It’s like the artist started out with some kind of message they wanted to convey but then got horny and forgot what it was.

why does no one ever talk about this

Your people assassinate one CEO and boom! You lose white privilege