Looks more like he sharted.

I was wondering why he’s asking people to pray with him during these awfully shitty press ops.

Cool. Now let’s get the president.

Neither one of these dicks could fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

You’re not missing anything.

As a licensed contractor, I will remove every single trump insignia in the U.S. for free.

Hoping every one of you has an evening as nice as this.

You’re right. These carrots in front of the face are getting old. Release the information instead of saying it exists.

She’s useless.

Imagine supporting both a pedo and a podcaster. Veterans don’t support either one.
Rural Wisconsin.

He’s a proven failure. Talk tough, accomplish nothing. Same as his dear leader.

SPOT. ON.

I’m buying tacos for EVERYONE today!

Will tomorrow be TACO Tuesday?
Or is he going to nuke Iran?
Asking for a friend….

This mother fucker can’t speak proper English!

He’ll die due to a broken heart.

Dear Mother Nature.
An April ice storm?
Fuck off!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Maybe trump should fire the other reckless people who have a penis.

Lie. Defy. Deny. Rinse. Repeat.
He’s useless.

I never thought I’d live long enough to see a Johnny Dangerously meme! 🤘✌🏻

I think he has the attention span of a goldfish.

I won’t read a book from some dickless couch fucker that has changed his name 10 times.

I don’t feel sorry for him one iota.
Some fucking role model.

Well, the shoe fits…

Me too. He was a “has been” when he started belting out shitty tunes.

Stevens Point Wisconsin showed up!
While I was thanked for my service, I thanked everyone for showing up!!

Any currency with his name or likeness should be treated like the garbage it is.
Disclaimer, I found this while remodeling.

As with ANY currency with his name on it, promptly do this…
(Disclaimer, I found this while remodeling)

Always ready to jack 2 dudes at once…