I'd make the lasses walk home after that shit show of a performance, 2nd half especially. Pretty much every player lacked even the basic skills. Woeful.

The dragged-thru-a-hedge look is on point this year

Pope and JoeLinton starting is an abomination. At what point, if ever, does Alex Murphy get a chance at LB?

1-1 draw if we start JoeLinton. Will struggle to create chances. Ramsey should start.

Weird timing. Just as Epstein scandal blows up bigger than ever....🤔

Weird timing. Just as Epstein scandal blows up bigger than ever....🤔

Weird timing. Just as Epstein scandal blows up bigger than ever....🤔

Weird timing. Just as Epstein scandal blows up bigger than ever....🤔

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The idea that Murphy - and we now have the pre-Isak Murphy again - should ever start ahead of Elanga is mindboggling

Need 2 strikers because Osula is clearly not good enough and Gordon as a backup 9 is a very poor alternative and a waste. Gonna be a tough season without 2 recognised strikers

If we don't get a 2nd striker this season will be a real struggle. Osula ain't it. And hopefully the manager will now realise he does not have the players to play 352 effectively.

#nufc. Starts this 11 in a 352 against probably the worst team in the League🤯 No surprise they were 💩 first half. Murphy back to old Murphy. Poor stuff Eddie.

Would be great for a change to have 2 strikers in the squad who don't have hamstrings made of rice paper

To be fair he has looked much more physically capable last season. Overall tho he was badly let down by some terrible decisions by our loan staff. The initial loan to Hearts was a huge mistake. Never recovered after that. Wish him well. Good kid.

Inability to get signings you say? Elanga, Ramsdale, Ramsey, Thiaw, Woltemade so far, likely more in next 2 days. Inability you say?

#nufc. If we have to play Gordon as a 9 again we can kiss the season goodbye. He is not a 9 and is totally wasted. If only our inept laughing stock of a recruitment team could learn how to sign a striker we would be fine.

Liverpool getting impatient? Awww poor wee babies

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we rarely sell players because the squad we inherited from Ashley was full of players nobody wanted to pay 💷 for and there were no young academy players of any quality to sell.

That's our transfer window business done then. 👏👏👏

Not a chance. Starting 11 for 1st game next season are already at the club. We are a Champs League club with zero ambition. A club adrift, rudderless. Mitchell was right - not fit for purpose.

Said it weeks ago. The first 11 that start the new season are all at the club already.

Other clubs hardly beating the doors down to sign any of these. Tells you all you need to know. Like previous seasons our squad depth is terrible

Inertia and indecision is our identity. We appear rudderless nowadays.

Let me guess....2 weeks?

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I was being sarcastic

When Isak looks at our retained list he will be left in no doubt that this is not a serious club, an ambition free zone. There is ZERO chance of Isak agreeing to a new contract here.