Waitress flirting with everyone… I can’t!

These onions rings big as f**k!

Currently…

Welp! There you have it! Spirit has gone bankrupt!

Lmao I assume when you post it’s called skeeting since this is like twitter

Currently…

Not they have Dionne Warwick on here skeetin!

So if this is like twitter; when you post on here, what is it called? A Skeet?

Who do I contact to ask them to take all those extras off my username?

If every pair of underwear smells after you take em off… there’s an issue.

That “hey pookie!” song has been on big repeat!

But not the cute ones

The fact some of you got over 1k followers already.

I wish Apple would update pinning a text to the top of your text thread. In iMessage. My friends text me dates and I always forget lol

Good looks, great mood, zero complaints 😇😎

Thanks! I hope I don’t get lost amongst all the clouds 😂

Inhaling confidence this morning, exhaling doubt!

Been arguing with my autocorrect all morning because she knows I don’t mean “ducking” 🙄😮‍💨

It’s 2024 and I’m still figuring out the most efficient way to fold a fitted sheet. #Adultingfail

Is it too early to start complaining about 2025? Asking for a friend #TimeTravelerProblems

New here…