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THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS

Apple slices with a little honey is such an underrated combo

Bobby Brink AND Nic Deslauriers?

I understand the reason why people are saying Travis Konecny should ask the FO to move him but selfishly I do not want him to leave the flyers.

He's consistently one of the guys, if not the only guy, who obviously gives a fuck about the team and the city and I would really hate to see him go.

Why do more bagel places not put salt on their everything bagels?

When god sings with his creations, will salt not be part of the choir?

Wondering if there's a drag queen who is named Virginia Slim

Just saw a post of someone's cat and the cats name was Molecule

My boyfriend was playing guitar in our back yard this morning (as he does) and our neighbor stopped and said "I love listening to you play" 🥹🩷

i can't even begin to tell you how nice it is when i walk in to vote and see the two tables and my table being the one with the cool, hot, young people

Oh, Bump. Buddy that was rough.

Never ceases to amaze me that every time i go clothes shopping there's always a bunch of New York merch. Brother, we are in PHILADELPHIA

If anything i feel like they're clearing up space for a potential center maybe

The Flyers are NOT clearing space to re-sign Carter Hart. Stop. Just stop.

Bye Fedotov )-:

this presser won me over ngl i would like to keep him please flyers

they really hit every single letter of that shit so hard lmao

man, hearing people from new york or north jersey say "Secaucus" never fails to make me giggle

just discovered r/bald and may i just say the vibes are immaculate over there

i feel like my house always gets the messiest in the warmer months but like girl i am busyyyyyyy

Saw a truck the other day with a bumper sticker that said

"If you steal my catalytic converter i will 🧚💖 k*ll myself 💖🧚"

and i haven't been able to stop thinking about it

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

11:19pm on a Thursday and one of my neighbors is barbecuing. go birds

Now that we’ve had a good enough test run, I think the internet was a mistake.

yep, and the things that you are too tired to fix are the things that are making you tired in the first place! life is a prison!

incredibly relatable content here

saw a billboard on the way back to the city today that said "BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT JESUS IS ALIVE"

ooooooooookie dokie 👍

*my grandma holding up a fried noodle from the chinese place she likes"

"i don't like these"

*eats it*

words can not describe how badly i want to not be cleaning my house right now