Germany began automatically granting birthright citizenship to eligible immigrant children born after 1/1/00. Study finds that "immigrant youth who acquired citizenship at birth are substantially less likely to engage in criminal activity, with estimates indicating a 70% reduction in crime."
Dude next to him just pondering the life decisions that led him to this point.
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10
Yeah, did that (the shoulder thing) a couple years ago. Took like a month to recover from.
Yeah, but it looked like a dork doing it, so does it REALLY count?
Peanut butter and jelly M&Ms
Do yourself a favor and try these.
“Use AI” is short for “I’m an idiot who doesn’t understand how things work so let’s use the magic computer thingy to do it”
I would argue that even without the “philosophical” reasoning, the motivation is the same for both groups: physical ownership. There’s something qualitatively different about physically owning something you control and “digital rights”.
Whoa, damn that sounds good
I’ve listened to a lot of early 78 recordings (mostly jazz) and none of them sound that clear.
Me: [idly looking up info on popes]
Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.
Me: wut?
Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]
a song I sing to my dogs:
one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock walk
four o'clock, five o'clock, six o'clock walk
five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock walk
nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock walk
we're gonna walk around the park tonight
These people just staring at Trump like:
We all have days like this
Saw your skeets.
More useful for things like using your gutter as an antenna. 🙂
I was assured that it’s what’s for dinner.
Ah yes, Jesus’s famous exhortation, “Be sure you are locked and loaded.”
The smartest dog in the world
Marlins are doing okay.
The old maxim, “You don’t have to hang out with assholes and you can warn others about assholes.”
British lawmakers are in a jam over changes to the definition of marmalade
How’s this for a definition: gross spread that ruins toast
I think if we've learned anything from JD Vance and the Pope it's that you aren't qualified to comment on what is holy.
I thought pre-rolls were those ads before YouTube videos.
Well, it's pretty clear that Hegseth doesn't consider Catholics to be Christians.
Dude. Senator "Crapo"?!
Me too, but if you read about the rise of Nazism you see the same kind of shit. All of the intellectuals and media were like, "Look at these dum-dums, they will never gain power" and then they did and it was just a bunch of morons and sociopaths fighting for Hitler's attention.
You know, if you’re a billionaire falling in a pit can turn you into a masked vigilante. If not, well… it’s called “cavern privilege.”
one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”
