I think if we've learned anything from JD Vance and the Pope it's that you aren't qualified to comment on what is holy.

I thought pre-rolls were those ads before YouTube videos.

Well, it's pretty clear that Hegseth doesn't consider Catholics to be Christians.

Dude. Senator "Crapo"?!

Me too, but if you read about the rise of Nazism you see the same kind of shit. All of the intellectuals and media were like, "Look at these dum-dums, they will never gain power" and then they did and it was just a bunch of morons and sociopaths fighting for Hitler's attention.

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You know, if you’re a billionaire falling in a pit can turn you into a masked vigilante. If not, well… it’s called “cavern privilege.”

one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”

a man with his eyes closed is holding his head Alt: Math is confusing.

Every time I see impedance matching (which I understood when I took the Amateur Extra exam), I'm like..

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“Because Trump never pays anyone.”

Gary Carter

"Conner O'Malley"

Gary Carter never died, he's doing comedy with Tim Robinson as "Conner O'Malley"

Not yet, but there’s still plenty of time for it to happen today.

Rick Scott is an idiot.

This guy.

Seems to be living his best life. Can’t really find any fault in that.

My memory of the dog poop guy was that it was Matthew McConaughey, but it was Johnny Knoxville. McConaughey played Rad Thib-uh-day-ox, though.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

George Santos comes walking in like Dr. Nick, “Hi, Everybody!”

"but we were all silenced"

Seem to still be talking there, chump.

“Man, when my wife’s out of town I’m finally going to get that basement organized.”

[Wife leaves] “You know, I haven’t rewatched Battlestar Galactica in a while…”

You're gonna get PTSD like all those FB workers that have to filter out porn.

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He was trying to bait kids into assaulting him. Just because unfathomably stupid behavior.

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He was always a doofus, but he became extremely Fox News-brained.

I've never heard the term "finger oils" and I'm kinda grossed out.

Two weeks.

You’re his origin story.

A wingback with a woman

You’ve got references referencing other references.

Look at you bragging about being somewhere you need sunscreen.

Emmett Ashford stands over his left leg as he makes an animated gesture to call a runner out. (National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum)

Sixty years ago today, Emmett Ashford became the first Black umpire in AL/NL history.

A well-known arbiter in the Pacific Coast League for 12 seasons, Ashford quickly became a fan favorite for his humor, hustle and booming strike call. ow.ly/j4xK50YHtVX