im pissing and shitting

i think that nick sirianni should be fired

The only good news about the r-word coming back is that it’s a dead giveaway for who was actually dedicated to social progress and who was just afraid of getting yelled at. You saw this with Zuckerberg as well.

Four simple stick-person images in a grid, with text under each image. "At the site of disaster I am in the one standing alone" with a lone figure "At the end of war I am in the many feeling beaten" with a figure kneeling before another "At the finish of a race I am in the many standing together" with two figures side by side "At the bedside of the dying I am in the one feeling empty" with one figure standing over a prone second figure "What am I?"

My #DnD #eberron party wanted some information from a local sphinx, so I put together a riddle they had to answer first. As it spoke the riddle, pictographs appeared magically in the air to illustrate it.

I showed it one image at a time, and when I showed the fourth one player swore at me. Success!

jf looks like a proud father

I hate these fucking idiots :)

Joey eating fast food

If Daft Punk wanted to play at my house, I would decline. Couple helmet guys hanging out in the kitchen. Uncomfortable

Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it

I love cuppy

Mister Delightful

Post from an Edmonton Oilers fan that reads: Vegas fans - bought us drinks after oilers beat Vegas. Kraken fans - took us for drinks after oilers beat them We went to a junior hockey game in victoria to see the oil kings (who lost) and a person wearing a Canucks jersey told me to kill myself Vancouver fans are trash

Ready for Round 2 let’s go baby

its getting to halfway through the year. I am beginning to worry that 2024 will pass without anyone inventing a new Hat. Iw ill be the change i want to see in the world.... what about something that looks best, underwater

Pic of a trough

Oinking around one of these just hits different

I’m cumming!!!!

Lunging for a fireman’s hose like a cops gun

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The crowd outside, via Axios' Andrew Solender

A picture of the Cannon rotunda. There is a large group of Jewish Voice for Peace protesters in black shirts holding signs that say things like "Let Gaza live" "ceasefire" "Philly Jews say Never Again Is Now" "Mourn the dead and fight like hell for the living." They fill the middle of the rotunda, many are sitting down. There are folks on the edges in yellow vests who I believe are law enforcement but may be marshals/observers/press? My eyes aren't that great.

Interrupting the current farce in the House are Jewish Voice for Peace activists staging a protest to demand a ceasefire in the Cannon House Office Building rotunda.

(Photo from CNBC reporters on scene)

Me: why I did not know the saxophone was named after a man named Sax --

(reads rest of post) what

Using this app to find a wife 🫡

shout out to the guys taking dumps at shows in gnarly concert bathrooms

delta force levels of going out

Wazzup

im gonna fuck the gloup