do not penguin

well yeah they removed the cracker

are they staring at me because they think i’m hot or are they staring at me because they’re transphobic

yippee!!!

take a nap

"Coletto’s polling data suggests the public support for the flight attendants grew as a result of the labour dispute, with a net +40% of respondents ...

By contrast, impressions of Air Canada worsened, standing at net -34%, while Carney’s government came away from the strike at net -13%"

edmonton’s skyline looks so much better with stantec tower and the jw marriot, i’m so glad we have a something that sorta resembles a real downtown now

it’s so over

customer: yes we’d like you to plant this naturalized grass

also customer: why aren’t you mowing the grass

why is there so much ai-generated content on here

girlslop this, girlslop that, i really need a girl to sl-

wait this app has functioning dms unlike that other site

and they told me x was the everything app pshhh

good morning oil country, today is gonna be a good day

bluesky just doesn’t have the vibes and most of my mutuals went back there i’m sorry 😭

ummm………..

oh right you all exist

poosky

Actually tho #付き合ってあげてもいいかな

I love the man a lot, I just thought he was going to talk to me about something serious with a text like that

my grandpa texts me with “Call me.” making me think it’s an urgent thing so i frantically call him only for it to be a 15 minute conversation about his new paper shredder 😭😭😭

choose

playing black deck purple stake and seeing the 1.2 million chip violet vessel entering ante 8 thinking i’m surely dead

the clutch baseball card on the final reroll before the boss and my 5 uncommon jokers:

“yellow is no one’s favourite colour” CLEARLY you haven’t seen the dandelion crayon girl on tiktok

WHAT IS GOING ON

gibby from icarly brought the boom before it was cool

it just keeps getting worse

i got the burrito

how did they not elect george mcgovern as president his name is literally MCGOVERN

burrito place isn’t open at 9am this is so fucked up i should be able to get a burrito when i want a burrito

but it js