Ah, choosing to spend his time among the suffering and needy, like Jesus

New Journaling Suggestion "Afternoon outing to Taco Bell". Take some time to write. now

Getting absolutely bodied by the built-in iPhone journaling app today

The Problem With Young Men is that they don't have 24/7 wake island bf1942 64 player servers where they can healthily engage with peers and mentors

Fuck Fandom

Giant Bomb Forever

Aint nobody wanna remember this

Me when my wife asks what I accomplished at home while she was away for three days

My cat zoning out on his back

It kills me when he lies like this, like he just smoked a joint and now it’s time to THINK

Chorizo powers

I look forward to opening my greebo email every morning… i hope one day jon will make greebo a lasagna

my longest held belief is that if you’re nearing your middle ages you need to get into a semi-social hobby or creative project quickly otherwise you are more susceptible to rightwing radicalization brain rot content

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

AOC: How can anyone possibly make an objective vote on healthcare, energy, or war when their personal wealth is tied up in pharmaceutical, oil and gas, or defense company stock?

Does the Easter Bunny make anyone feel nostalgic melancholy in a way Santa Claus just doesn’t? Idk how to explain it.

photo of a red shopping basket filled with turnips, under the headline: If you’re worried about food tariffs, adopt a frugal mindset and cook smarter Learn to shop for groceries like a thrifter and work on eliminating waste By Sheryl Julian Globe Correspondent,Updated April 7, 2025, 7:21 a.m. caption: The big question is, writes Sheryl Julian, are we expected to remove all the pleasures from the table and turn the nightly dinner into a feast of locally grown turnips (above) and leafy greens?Jessica Rinaldi/Globe Staff

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

My alphabidet has one but I honestly don’t know how much of a difference it makes? Kinda nice to just have an extra minute on the heated seat

What toxins could possibly be removed from the armpit? What is she TALKING about?

Morgan Wallen’s shit is so mid, and he’s got two gears: “I’m a shithead don’t fall in love with me” and “I’m a shithead but baby you are too.”

The Guardian: "The US government is effectively kidnapping people for opposing genocide."

Liberal freaks are finally starting to say the word 'genocide' a whole year and a half later. Always remember being a Leftist (socialist and communist) is being right way ahead of time.

The air smells so good and clean in Pittsburgh tonight

This is a real Me thing to get hung up on but I saw someone 'answering' "What if Studio Ghibli directed Lord of the Rings?" by putting The Ghibli Filter on a trailer of Jackson's Fellowship of the Ring. That is the most "i don't understand anything about making stuff" maneuver you could ever make.

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

Hegseth: Does everyone have the details?

Vance: Yes. Thank you, Mr. Secretary

Hegseth: Wait a minute, who's VP?

Vladimir Putin: I'm Vince Pepper, Anti Woke Task Force

Hegseth: Nice to meet you Vince.

Stanning Kamala at this point is so fucking funny too. A bad primary candidate became VP, ran a mid campaign, lost to the worst president in modern history, and disappeared from public view. THIS is who you're a shooter for?

I simply do not believe the truth of our existence is that we have to be this selfish and malicious to be happy

My quick fix for social media is duration caps. Allowing content to be longer increases the likelihood that it will be annoying or evil. Twitter with character limits? Good. Vine with 6 second videos? Good. Remove these guardrails and you get only Digital Filth