Don't have nightmares

Turtle Rain

Bobby McNonferrousmetals

A circle shape with a face in a speech bubble and next to thar is a rectangle with a face. Both have legs and socks

106/365
This silly drawing haha

This is excellent

I threw an expensive egg at your car and missed.

'Little Bastards day nursery'

So, it turns out that I haven't been listening to Placebo all this time.

If you place a brick in your petrol tank it costs less to fill up.

Really fast sheep around here...

Banoffe the trifle slayer.

Can't wait to hear what she says about you on Desert Island Discs.

In a few years, obvs.

I'm currently reading reviews for decking cleaners and this one doesn't hold back...

Ink drawing with pencil colours on purple paper. No background as such, just purple. Dominating the image, we have a church. The clock tower bit slopes away a bit as it gets towards the ground and in the space where more of it should be are two legs, giving the church the impression it's some sort of animal sat down. On one side of the tower, a clock face shows the time is about 5:20. It could be either 5:20 couldn't it, but I'm saying it's early morning. On the other side of the tower that we can see, in the same place as the clock, is a face. Eyes closed, white lips and white blusher and a bit of white eye shadow. On the side of the church is a long, arched window which fires a horizontal column of yellow light out of the picture. On the right of the church, on the implied ground, gravestones and crosses. To the left of the church, in the sky, the moon. The moon makes the church cast a dark blue shadow diagonally down the bottom of the picture. The shadow is not completely accurate, some of the shadow is being cast by a wall of the church that is bathed in moonlight but, whatever, it still looks fine.

Here's a new picture. Ideal if you love churches, purple, or new pictures.

I am at work.

@bopterror.bsky.social may a parakeet bring you a hot dog on this very special day.

Ink drawing with pencil colours on light green paper. No background, just the green. A bald man in a stripey outfit (all greens and whites) makes his way from left to right on just his legs despite the fact that the rest of him is basically horizontal from the load he's carrying - which is to say, a bright orange scaly monster with a wide open mouth and horrible tent-peg-like teeth and two very long green tongues that flail in the air behind it. On the longer tongue, a teapot is balanced, just over two mugs also on the man's back. Slight support is given to the man by a wheel, which is fixed to his arms in the manner of that front wheel on a wheelbarrow.

Another new one...

Ink drawing with pencil colours on white paper. Flat, open landscape with several hills on the horizon, all of which are pink, black, yellow, dark blue and white striped. A huge bank of white cloud in the otherwise pink sky. Back on the ground, a strange, sort-of fox-like marionette puppet is sat on a stool playing a piano. The fox is yellow, has quite a tall head and wears a shirt, tie and trousers. The piano is not that near the puppet, but it has really quite long arms which reach the keys. The piano is sideways on to us but is drawn in an angular, cubist sort of way that shows us the front, back, sides and keyboard. Two very long wires hold up the puppet's arms and we don't see what the wires are connected to at the top, they just go out of the picture and possibly I to infinity. A third wire suspends a yellow top hat slightly above the puppet's head.

This is my fortieth picture of the year! Blimey.

the_thinking_great_ape You know what WON'T get stuck in the Strait of Hormuz? Sunlight and solar panels. @nickofnz

Boris the Lobster/Rock Spider

Don't go !
Take a piece of thread or wool or something so you can find your way back.

White dragon/ Puff the magic Rabbit

Lion music/the Ant sleeps tonight

Love Puppy/Cat(s) love

This Salmon gone to heaven/Monkey dance

I thought it would be sensible to fill my car up with petrol. In hindsight I should have just filled the fuel tank.

War Bat/Pigs out of hell

This pizza house is for very well spoken people

A victory lap!
Maybe just around the kitchen, but a victory lap nonetheless.
Well done. X

Dear Lucy On the eve of the by-election, your Labour party spokesperson has admitted to the Huffington Post that a Labour party leaflet has been delivered through doors with your imprint recommending a vote for Labour by a tactical voting organisation which does not exist. This is deeply troubling, it is actually lying to voters. Did you approve this? Do you feel the Labour Party in government should be held to different standards in terms of honesty to the British public? In your last letter to me you mentioned your ‘very extensive data’ and ‘having spoken to over a third of eligible voters’ which led you to an understanding that the by election ‘was a contest between labour and Reform’. Clearly this latest development only tells voters one thing - you will employ any type of political deception (or in Urdu “Dhoka” ) to win. You will be very aware that all three real tactical voting organisations are recommending a vote for the Greens as the best way to stop Reform. Lying to the voters, as you have been caught doing, raises the real prospect that Reform will be the beneficiaries, something you have said that you don’t want. As this is such an important issue, for the sake of your own reputation, I would strongly urge you to apologise to the voters of Denton and Gorton before the polls open in the morning.” Kind regards, Zack Polanski Leader of the Green Party of England and Wales

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

Why did you invent a fake tactical voting company to stop the Green Party beating Reform?

I'm starting to think your letters haven't always been in good faith...