No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Un minuto para apreciar mi papel de regalo del Grinch ♡

Vous savez j'adore les chats et les GROSSES PATOUNES.

Mais dans ce registre rien ne bat le Lynx canadien.

Guettez LA TAILLE DE LAS PATOUNAS.

No war
No war
Only peace
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The right wing American condescendingly lectures South Americans on how beneficial their far right dictators supposedly are for them. While the far-left American insists they are opposed to that, as they condescendingly lecture South Americans on how beneficial their far-left dictators are.

Ayy, me encanta. La mía se parece un tris.
Él: ¿cuál es el motivo del viaje?
Yo: Es de turismo para celebrar mi cumpleaños
Él: *mira mi pasaporte* Su cumpleaños es el 27/06 ¡El mío también!
Yo: sonrisa nerviosa
Él: Aceptada

Charlie Kirk: It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."

Hey, he's not just talking the talk, but walking the walk.

You: pornbots keep randomly following me on Bluesky

Me, an intellectual: pornbots are citing my books on Google Scholar

No pero si yo tuviera un niño también quedaría desilusionada así que... Por eso no me embarazo.

Estoy viendo una serie española buenísima y durísima: "Querer". Espero que llegue pronto a Colombia porque abre una conversación muy necesaria.

¿Se puede ser mal esposo y buen papá? Tesis doctoral

W T F

Cómo así, las cuentas no dan... En mi cabeza tú tienes 25 años.

Ay
Pedrito cantando
Mi corazón.
Future Days by Pedro Pascal www.shazam.com/track/824874...

Daddest joke.

Qué increíble es vivir con un mini tigre de bolsillo que te sigue a donde vayas y ronronea cuando le rascas detrás de las orejas.

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a black and tan dachshund puppy stands in front of a blanket pile and looks at the camera. his long ears hang down lower than his chin, and they’re fanned backwards slightly so you can see their tan interiors and little black tips. his right ear covers up most of his long sausage body so you can just make out his black rump and little tan back paw. his tan eyebrow dots are raised slightly and he’s looking at you with a stoic, closed-mouth defiant expression.

This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)

MONTOYA POR FAVOR !

La pregunta es en qué mundo no cuenta como infidelidad?

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

Cómo la viste? Si es 🏴‍☠️, me la rotas?

Nooooo. Tengo muy altas expectativas 😱

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