omg I've never tried the hair tie thing

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

I need to figure out a way to make unisex band tees have a women's fit but stay the same length

don't wanna crop Huge Logos, do wanna have em so tight people can see the goods

begrudgingly unsheathing my katana

okay so I'm validated for wanting to force my girlfriends to watch it with me, is what you're saying

measuring my transition progress by how much distance it puts between me and Randy Pitchford

"Oh coding is so hard you must be super smart" not at all, we are all a very specific type of stupid.

it's kind of crazy how there are entire industries preying on cis people's insecurities to sell them hormones and yet trans people are routinely underdosed and gatekept away from the same treatments

this is a short-form shitposting app. if you object to complaints about slop in a product that has slop present, in this medium, it will always read as you as holding water for slop.

Substack would be a great place for all your Nuanced Objections to the popular consensus that Shit Sucking Is Bad

"you don't need to blame every technical fault of bsky's on vibe coding" is a bit like saying you don't need to blame all of your car's engine troubles on it never having had an oil change in 50k miles: you're technically correct, but why are you arguing this when the oil still needs changing

of course it's a bad minton, somebody shuttled cock all over it

Super Mario's Ford Galaxie

presenting the world's cutest hivemind dog: Corgwe

Its funny to come online and get a whiff of some discourse because people vague post about it and i have no clue what's going on so all of it sounds like riddles to me

carefully taking stock of my friends' various elemental damage vulnerabilities for completely benign reasons

damn now I wish I had a bunny outfit for a later show

happy trans day of buy every trans person a gun and holster!

good sirs, the supreme court did not let the horse escape, they merely said that the barn doors should mostly be left open

society already invented people you can yap with on your phone when your spouse is asleep, it's called Discord

hell, you can probably find somebody willing to ERP as your redheaded 10,000 year old half-dragon witch with G cups on there too

I love how the type of guy at fault in LLM-mediated homewrecks is always just some pervert who wishes they could fuck their Original Character, and snapped the minute the lying machine said it could make fanfiction real.

like rags can dance around it all they want, but duder wanted to bone a waifu

modern pickup trucks are the vehicular equivalent of open-carrying an AR-15 at Wendy's

“Be not the slave of your own post history- plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep, and swim far, so you shall come back with new self-respect, with new power, and with an advanced experience that shall explain and overlook the cringe.” -idfk John Steinbeck or Updike or Goodamn or smth

the "ts" in "ts elliot" stands for transsexual

I sure fuckin hope so

this would go insane as an album cover

slenderman got disbarred for being a vexatious litigaunt

are you also trying to thread a needle on how spring-y you want to dress given how fuckin cold it got, because if so Oddly Specific Overlap Fistbump

rock salt loads are overrated, you actually wanna fill the average home intruder full of Grape Nuts

"Introspection is the devil" is the sort of mantra you adopt when you're spending an hour a day looking at the gun you keep on the nightstand

call me funky the way I wink her bean