engaging homeboy with my halberd and just going to town

allergy season

the power of positive thinking

We’re going to be doing the Spanish flu and we’re going to be doing it very very strongly perhaps more than and better than ever before

that surprised blue guy eating a cookie here

Steve Jobs has died

long sequence cramping himself into bathroom but the plane keeps hitting turbulence and the kinetic energy causes him to get infinitesimally larger each time causing his buttocks to expand and choke up his sphincter and he can’t push it out

goddamn

INSANE

I am a get to the airport 3-4 hrs early person & I had a friend who was get to the airport when your flight is set to depart person & I gave her a ride to the airport once & the 2nd hand stress I experienced almost killed me (she was absolutely untroubled up & including when she MISSED her flight)

Yep

new museum building is a fucking mess but show is pretty good (for that kind of thing)

exactly. show me one non evil sports ownership best you can do is lesser evil

Ay I’m watching the
Knocks
ova here

just tuning into the knocks game to see Brunson getting full on kicked in the dick lol

RETVRN

8 year old is going to a Minecraft LAN party lol

Absolutely

it’s fun to think about who was the drunkest politician to hold high office in the government of the United States probably Franklin pierce but I think this new crop could at least win in the category of messiest drunks (ie honorable mention)

best case scenario for head of the fbi tbh

imagine being a foreign spy and training in espionage for years to suborn powerful American law enforcement officials and highly placed government employees and actually all you need to do is buy Kash Patel one (1) Long Island ice tea

lmao

Best case scenario is wage theft drunk hype beast tbh

reading the new ka$h drop like

Listen to be fair …He’s so litttle …I’m imagining him getting shitfaced off a bucket of mini coronas adorable

Mr Met Found Dead