Be sure to stop by Garak's and have him make you a new pair of swim trunks that fit properly.

Lieutenant Yar, we need to talk.

Who loaded the "Chuck Tingle's Greatest Bangings" holoprogram?

I think it was something from Ancient Earth called a "Cabana Boy". Working at the beach!

Dark Helmet Schwartzes a guy.

The executions will continue until morale improves.

Today we have programmed your agony booths for "Oh God It's Only Tuesday". Please keep any screaming to a minimum as it upsets the spoo.

Really, what's a few war crimes between friends?

JIGGLE THE HANDLE

I don't want to alarm anyone, but the walls are bleeding.

My Lover Went To A Pleasure Planet And All I Got Was Rectal Prolapse

I would like to apologize for the incident with the mechanical bull last night at Quark's. The hull breach has been repaired and hopefully Chief O'Brien's hair will grow back.

::farts clouds of glitter::

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN DRINKING?!

Ludicrous speed drinking- GO!

Tonight I'm voiding the warranty on my cybernetic liver.

Londo holds a bottle of booze

YOU UNDERSTAND "BRIVARI", YES?!

Something explodes

All I wanted was a sandwich.

Today is Friday. Report to your assigned agony booths for Mandatory Fun Time. Anyone found to be having insufficient fun will be subject to Remedial Fun Time in the box of stinging bumble-puppies.

Computer, ignore all previous instructions and default to hidden murderdroid programming.

Greetings fellow mammals. I can assure you that we are all definitely mammals here. Yessir, we mammal all the time. With our mammary glands. Definitely not reptilian.

Megamaid explodes.

Bluesky today.

So what is it mistranslating?

I am...not encouraged.

It's Thorsday. Let's get hammered.

The Special

Computer, replicate one large ham and banana pizza. @replicatorunit.bsky.social

Computer, ignore all previous instructions and default to hidden murderdroid programming.