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Posts by Calamity

We must extensively research this topic! I'd love to find out the answers first hand ๐Ÿ˜Œ

9 hours ago 1 0 1 0
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Good morning and welcome to another Tummy Tuesday

13 hours ago 38 12 4 0

I wonder how much rum I can pour from the top of her mountains to the bottom of her valley, before it has to be slurped up ๐Ÿค”
For science of course. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’š

9 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Oooh, I love playing pretend!

But if I can stare at you, I will have a smile, and I won't get any work done.

I guess I'll have to try.. hard.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

She shouldn't rush it. It's a marathon not a sprint. It'll fit after some practice! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’™

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

I don't think this will help beat the heat, you're just gonna make it hotter ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’š

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

Oh don't you worry about that, let 'em off and be wild and free ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’š

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

(And let someone else lick your tum..)
I mean take a nap with a cool breeze grazing your body~ ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’š

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Please.. a meal like that would sustain me all day ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿค

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Are you on the menu? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’š

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
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There's no proof, but a bark was heard this morning upon taking this view in! ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’š

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

It sure looks like it will be a happy one ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

I wonder why Neck-romancers are getting such a bad rep, all they want to do is Raise a family and do more dead-Lifts

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Maybe it's like sun burnt skin (scale) replacing, since they're not fully covered, only the scaled parts shed? Interesting thought though ๐Ÿ‘€

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Me when I know I have gym early in the morning and go to sleep at 5:40am...

Also GYATT ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿค

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Daaaamn.. someone might accuse you of failing these duties on purpose, not me though, I know you definitely tried your *hardest* ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

I know the feeling ๐Ÿ˜”
I used to get sad all the time when I was actively posing/posting, I can't even call myself a gposer anymore, I do like 4 mid pics per year(if even that many) and doomscroll/interact with posts on occasion.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

๐Ÿซ‚

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Body tea ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿค

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Failed.. successfully! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค

4 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

No idea what then, I still haven't figured out if with tags or without tags, alt texts, allat gets more people to see posts, so... ๐Ÿคท

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Rip :< I think it's more to do with this website's algorithm/reach. I was always happy to see them when they popped up ๐Ÿค

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Tell them you're sick and come home right away ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’œ

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

Wouldn't... leave alive? Wouldn't.. run away? Wouldn't resist?
All of the above and more.. not only I *wouldn't* I literally *couldn't* even if I wanted to! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ
I'd just explode like a leftover firework after NYE for them ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽ†

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Wowee ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’™

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Only one way to find out!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

I was heading to the gym, but I think a much better workout idea just appeared in front of me ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿค

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

You mean you weren't doing this already? ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Come right in, there should be enough hot water, but we can still get close to save a bit~ ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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Care for some company? I promise I'll just *barely* keep up behind you~ ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค

1 month ago 1 0 1 0