i literally complain about my job but i literally make brown sugar shaken espressos and be every customers therapist

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

the porn on ur fucking computer made my jaw drop 👎

i made a basque cheesecake brownie!!

jake and i celebrated our 4 years on friday 🥹

insane spread

The three normal people in the Resident evil series,,

me n jake have been doing hello fresh for like 3 weeks now and oh my god how nice it is to not use my brain cells to think of meals every week

why do i feel guilty saying no when work asks me to do a shift on my day off?? no offence but it’s my day off ????

i don’t play world of war craft!

i think dying would be the best financial decision!

jake’s family is also huge because he’s part mauritius so he has like 4x the amount of family i do 🤣🤣and also catering for food, photos, videography, might just go down to registry and say “i do” and sign paper for like £30🤣🤣🤣

my theory was spending more money on the honeymoon because i’ve seen the markup prices of weddings and i literally do not have any friends outside of work that i could invite yanno? my family is a bog standard white family of like 20 members 😭🤣

i absolutely love the idea of a wedding but i literally don’t have enough family members or friends to invite??? but then eloping seems quite intimate and we can put money towards a honeymoon

why she mogging

thank god

time to complete re9 insanity with infinite rpg ammo

do people not realise a caramel macchiato is a vanilla latte with caramel drizzle?? people being like “mixing it is the only way to drink it!” then it’s a vanilla latte??? you’re supposed to drink thru the espresso first and then the MILK U FUCK

can’t wait to come home and have a blondie blank street dupe

anyone done re9 insanity??? if so can you please give me tips and tricks?? i’m STRUGGLIN

speed demon suck yo mama

MY WIFFEEEE

completed re9, what a banger of a game

tried the perfect ted matcha pods thinking we could get away with cheaper matcha since jake likes to take it to work…and…what is that

I HATE HIM he looks like he smells

clint and sandy 😭😭

fuck clint, me and my homies hate that motherfucker

thank you🥹🥹

thank you!!!! xx