Translation: checkup and infusion(s).

Watch the hand tomorrow.

Actually mine was spotted from a blood test, CA 9-99 followed by an immediate operation. 1% survival chance in 2019 but thanks to all find raisers it’s now 13%. Keep going. We’re winning!

Drink the 40 an hour before visiting his gravesite

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm not gonna waste another second of my life on this bullshit"

Only US Votes Against Women’s Rights Document At UN Commission - Health Policy Watch President of the UN General Assembly Annalena Baerbock told the opening of CSW that the backlash against women's rights "feels as though we are forced to

For the first time in decades, consensus broke at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. The United States cast the lone “no” vote on a document aimed at improving justice systems for women and girls worldwide. Misogyny is the official policy of the US under Trump.

Must be Monday

Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal Just read it. Spot On - An Aussie reply to Trump’s rant about ‘NATO not being there for us’: “Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.

Wow. Check out this Aussie telling it like it is.

1/2

A Ninja H2R can run that in under 4 minutes, beating Lightning's record by more than 45 minutes.

Ellison's money will be well spent on such cutting-edge "journalism."

Coming soon to a state near you...

A rube named Karoline Leavitt, who holds the title of White House Press Secretary, recently said that Cher's activism is " ...irrelevant, outdated, and rooted in a world that doesn't exist anymore. " Cher's response: "Let's get real for a second, honey. Karoline Leavitt, Born 1997. Former White House assistant - tenure: eight months. I've had wigs that lasted longer than that. Lost two congressional races - both by double digits. Hosts a podcast with fewer weekly listeners than my cat's Twitter account. Advocates free speech, yet blocks anyone who challenges her. And her latest accomplishment? Calling a woman who has topped the charts in six different decades irrelevant, while trending for all the wrong reasons. Baby girl, I've been fighting for rights, touring the world, and reinventing myself since before your parents went to prom. I've raced critics louder, harsher, and tar more meaningtul than anything you can type. And yet, here I am. Still here. Still singing. So if you want to talk about relevance... Sweetheart, take a seat."

Cher is more than just incredibly talented, relevant, beautiful 😍 and beloved.
She’s an intelligent, snarky bitch and has earned my respect ✊

Next up: Tennessee passes revised Butler act with mandatory minimum of 25 to life.

He so wishes he could be Jules.

He's actually The Gimp in the SM bondage suit.

Nope

Amen and whatnot

I'm curious: are they going to award it in person with the citrus Satan in the room at the comedian-less WHCA dinner? If so, will anyone have the guts to clap?

First literal LOL of the week.

“Google has created a misinformation crisis. Studies have shown that people tend to trust what AI tells them without question…Another experiment found that users still listened to AI when it gave them the wrong answer nearly 80% of the time—a grim trend the researchers dubbed “cognitive surrender.”

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Good Morning Vietnam

Ed Davey, leader of the UK Liberal Democrats, called Trump "No leader of the free world. He’s a dangerous and corrupt gangster" from the House of Commons floor.
AND I AGREE WITH DAVEY!

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I think it's the skipping dipshit in front of Lady Liberty, but it gives more of a Sauron vibe.

I think it's from Revelations in the Trump Bible, but with "pale horse" replaced with "chincy faux gold escalator"

It's polonium

Swing and a miss on both scores. Thanks for playing. Better luck next troll.

A painting of a bird beside the text "here comes another dipshit making up reasons to be mad at a bird cartoon"

on camera

*Suddenly, there seems to be serious means-motive-and-opportunity for an agent that melts Windows and silently, autonomously, reliably moves everything onto that legendary "year of Linux" desktop

The chilling role of ChatGPT in mass shootings and other violence Several attacks involving OpenAI's chatbot—including Tumbler Ridge and FSU—raise urgent questions about the technology.

I asked ChatGPT how to shoot "a lot of things in a short amount of time" with an AR-15.

It gave me detailed advice—and encouragement.

The sad part is Zeldin probably believes this.

Classic Sesame Street - Richard Pryor's alphabet YouTube video by sawing14s

Actual good take: nothing is more 70's than Richard Pryor doing the ABC's on Sesame Street

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