i have important information to share

never heard of this bob dylan fellow before, very intriguing

I can make my whole online world anew on bluesky. Here I can be the big fish, and all of the twitter hotshots will have to bow and scrape before me.

Nope.

Nice folding money mate, some of us prefer the jingle of the humble coin though

Not very harmonious of you. Looks like my plan is working...

I am subverting the pact, this message is a formal warning. I will sow the seeds of discord.

No DMs on bluesky. How am I supposed to coordinate gangs of people to like my posts?

just checking in, seeing what shenanigans hum's been getting up to

Like what you see? Re-post

By god, some power of crap on here

I just have to highlight the text and tap a button

using bluesky on a phone browser. this must be how tage feels all the time...