Lollllll that is so much more believable after the last 6 years.

How big is the garage 😂

would love to know what that guy's car budget is, b/c I guarantee it is in another stratosphere compared to the average commuter/residen

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No Kings #TwinCities

In my lifetime we have gone from blue hair being the #1 signifier of "old tory woman" to the #1 thing old tory women hate and fear.

I heard an ad for Mapquest today, in case you're wondering how much regression we're doing

unfortunately I must confirm that Trump personally denying Bill Maher a prize is one of the funniest things he’s ever done

One of those movies you watch as a kid that gives you unrealistic expectations for how good the average movie is. You think it's an average movie, but when you're grown you realize it was an all-timer all along.

Watching Men in Black with the kids

1. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are such a good pair

2. The effects are so good

3. Kids are ANNOYED by all the plot holes

2. Vincent D'Onofrio should've won some awards for his performance

A Second City alumna

Brother and I said sugarwater to each other for YEARS.

As an energy nerd in the heartland, I guess you a) inevitably get sucked into land-use debates that pit ag against renewables, and b) eventually learn how little crop yield actually goes to feeding humans, how much land/corn just makes ethanol for cars, and how much more effective solar -> EVs is.

I’ll stop after also pointing out that 2075 is now closer than 1975

Silo can't be real. It's clearly a bad Photoshop used as an establishing shot in the opening of an SNL sketch

From the Star Tribune: “The damage to Harper's body was so severe, we were not allowed to see her, hold her, or be with her body ever again," [her mother] said. "And then, months later, as the pews were removed from that church, more of her remains were found. We had to cremate our daughter a second time. Imagine receiving that phone call. And then tell me, what is this gun for? Hunting? There are other tools. Home defense? There are other tools. What is this one for?"

Absolutely gutting story on Annunciation parents pouring their souls into enlightening legislators, knowing they’d the GOP brick wall. But the piece contains one of the most horrifying paragraphs an American parent could read; it will stay with me: www.startribune.com/in-living-ro... (gift)

Drone sightings drove surveillance fears as ICE surged in Minnesota Some Minneapolis residents who took to the streets to document U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids believe federal authorities used drones to record and intimidate them. Despite laws govern...

A Minneapolis woman who opposed ICE woke up to a drone outside her second floor bedroom window. A man delivering groceries to a suburban distro house for mutual aid recorded a drone hovering above the house. Whose drones and why? (1) www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Here’s that video of Bobcat Goldthwait doing YMCA as Bono with Jason Narducy you were looking for.

Why Falling Cats Always Seem to Land on Their Feet

"Greg Gbur, a physicist and cat-falling expert at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte…"

Yes, a cat-falling expert.

Also, that look on the cat's face.

It's like it was made for the Vince McMahon meme.

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there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it).

the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

“When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team.” – Target CEO Michael Fiddelke

There are Noem Noems and there are unNoem Noems.

5 is great...... Until the silicone does what silicone does. You go to grab your favorite pen, and like something out of a horror movie, it is changed.

A giant panda peeing by climbing their back legs ridiculously high against a concrete embankment made to look like natural rock.

Everything about Giant Pandas makes more sense if you imagine they're drunk 100% of the time.

For example: This is how they pee. They climb their back legs as high as possible (on trees, rocks) to increase chances urine odor catches the breeze to attract mates.

Took a gummy before bed last night and my dream was me debating whether cereal is soup. Is cereal gazpacho?

*Saint

Whoa, St Paul mentioned!!

I did not know this phenomenon had a *local angle*