OK but the view is much nicer in Sheetz, ON.

eject him, this is his fault

he’s killing the vibe

These ugly ass piss sweaters the penguins have on are bad luck. Burn em and put on any one of the good sweaters they have.

was once New Amsterdam.

Great 🧵

Idk that I've ever felt a meme in my soul harder than this

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"

The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

DUNKIN® JIU-JITSU

it’s still possible to feel patriotic in this country

a man in a suit holds a bird cage in his hand ALT: a man in a suit holds a bird cage in his hand

Jd vance in Islamabad

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

The fact that naval warfare exists will not diminish my love of the ocean. Nor will the words "space force" diminish my love for the stars.

I have fought capitalism here on earth, and I will fight it on the moon if I have to, but by god I will not stop reaching for the stars.

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

Had to check: Speer's triumphal arch was still bigger than this at an intended 117m. But it was also covering far more roadway.

Also relevant: it was immediately clear that the Nazi arch was too heavy for its proposed location. Too marshy. But that's probably not an issue here next to the Potomac.

Zack Greinke, we need you to come back for one final mission

One of the first places Trump appeared post Jan 6 or during legal proceedings from the Jack Smith case were UFC events. The timing of his UFC appearances matches his legal troubles. If he's making the rounds now, he’s grasping for an image boost.

he knows what he did

The people who can survive the snake pit of Vatican politics long enough to rise to the top tend to be pretty sharp; Leo was effectively Francis’s internal hatchet-man before election. Only way this ends for the crew of dipshits picking fights with them is humiliation on increasingly grand stages.

“At enormous cost in munitions and hardware and in the global economy, we secured having the same regime structure in power, no control over nuclear materials and a loss of control over shipping”. Sounds like they engineered a win there lol.

We went back to the moon AND the Pirates handed out a long-term deal?

CRANK UP WE ARE FAMILY, THE PIRATES ARE GOING BACK TO THE WORLD SERIES!

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Dudes rock all over the world, baby

All bullpens need:
- tough-as-nails closer, ideally a big chubby white guy
- an absolute psychopath RHP
- a weird funky LHP, preferably 30+ years old
Yanks have all three, and this gives me hope.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

The Big Ten has the reigning national champion in football, men's basketball and women's basketball.

If I'd told you in 2005 that Michigan would win a natty in basketball and Indiana would win one in football before Texas won another football title, you'd have laughed me off the planet.

SO I MADE A MEME LIKE THIS WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder