Relaxing.

Almost 50... #nofilter

Caloric restriction is hard. Send support nudes.

Pro Tip: A good weight loss goal is to have your bodyweight match what you have on your Grindr profile 🙃

Does everyone look at porn to get grooming ideas or is it just me?

For some folks, a late start may mean coffee in bed or excessive snoozing. For me today, it means sitting up in bed and edging until my shorts are wet.

*yawn*

No alcohol today is proving a bit challenging 😬

And I’m not talking about couples who have mutually agreed not to celebrate Valentine’s Day. I’m talking about arranging a nice dinner or buying flowers, doing something especially thoughtful and then finding that your partner has done absolutely nothing.

Being single on Valentine’s Day is definitely better than being in a relationship with someone who doesn’t give a thought to you on that day.

Such a fattybuns lately…

Cruise?

Cute! I figured on Atlantis, your alt would be working overtime.

If your bum is itchy, does that mean a top is thinking about you?

Love the energy in this video

Why are you showing this?

Remember to moisturize

Oh hello

I love having gorgeous friends who distract me from current events

Do you take requests?

I haven’t had sex all year :(

A few resolutions..
Relearn English grammar
Read more
Less social media
More running/biking
Be more social
Make new friends
Have more sex

Go on..

I like those orange swimmies

I love a goofball with a big weenie.

Love sheer materials.

Insomnia meets libido

I buy sweets and rarely eat them. It is infuriating to throw away pastries, chocolates, etc.. but I just have no impulse control and I will snap up these gorgeous looking treats and then have zero desire to eat them :(

Hope it was a positive experience

Happy Halloweenie