For all the stick he took last time we went down, we'd all take him back tomorrow eh?

Can absolutely recommend going running whilst Road To Nowhere shuffles on to the playlist

In metaphor news, I had to clean an absolutely massive seagull shit off the roof of my car today #burnleyfc

...Alan Sugar's 3-inch disk drive brand

Probably the most expensive free book I've ever had, because I now want to do the same when I'm 50 (which is years off, of course 😬)

Picture of a book called On Calculations of Volume by Solvej Balle on a sofa with a bookmark showing a line drawing of a bird and the social media details of Storytellers, Inc

This is lovely

Someone put £500 behind the till of my local independent bookshop (Storytellers, Inc in St Annes, Lancashire) to celebrate their 50th birthday, and the owner is giving the books it paid for out at random to customers ♥️

@cloveroverover.bsky.social

The Roy Hodgson to Bristol City news is *wild*.

To put this in some sort of perspective, imagine if Vincent Kompany, after a wide-ranging international managerial career, returns to Burnley to take charge in 2068

What's upondog?

(am I doing this right)

#burnleyfc

Is the painting from the metaverse?

Rear of a white Transit van reading My Fish Company People - Product - Passion

people

product

poisson

A mushroom with a stem which makes it look like a naked bum with a skirt pulled up

Me, ignoring people:

All the usual bores are annoyed by an extremely positive thing I've done...

Ignore people, believe in yourself, and choose to see good things.

That is all!

I used to love Oblido, but there are a few on here I wasn't aware of at the time!

I think they're only open from Thursday.

Tell you what, every time I visit Glasgow I'll post a picture of what I buy. You'll crack eventually 🤤

No matter where I'm staying in Glasgow, I have to visit TDF. My God, the madeleines!

A cardamom knot, crumble danish and an Empire biscuit in a box with a scrunched up bit of kitchen roll used to mop up lemon curd.

Back from Glasgow and I'm now the size of a house thanks to all the great vegan food from *deep breath* Green Goose, Mono, Stereo, TheDorkyFrench, Honeytrap and A.Pastry (pictured, minus a lemon curd and cream danish which made me look like a Minion having a shave).

A glass-fronted building with a roofline made up of five peaks of different sizes facing a Tall Ship on a river on a sunny day

Same building from inside looking out of the main window. The ceiling undulates, matching the peaks on the roof outside. Eleven old cars are visible next to the wall, some of them on plinths attached on the wall above the others, stretching towards the window

Dusk, a footbridge stretches over a river on the left. To its right is an armadillo-shaped building illuminated in pink, with a UFO-shaped building glowing green from the inside just behind.

Inside of a concert hall with twelve musicians in blue boiler suits and instruments, one of whom is ACTUAL DAVID BYRNE, in front of three t-shirt designs, the most visible of which reads "With a body like this who needs hair"

Glasgow is just the best place to come for a gig, whatever the venue.

And She Was nearly got me.

Underside of a motorway flyover with thick concrete supports and steel bolts visible. Underneath it is an octagon structure showing an advertisement for an art exhibition about brutalist architecture

Marketing 🤝 reality in Glasgow

#brutalism

@new-brutalism.bsky.social

"What about my legs? She's bound to count them eventually!"

It's wear a wanna beef

Scene from Columbo with a quote: "You mean to say, you have this terrific system, but it didn't work?"

Generally involves 4-6 fingers across both hands and a weirdly long thumbnail. For around a 40% success rate.

White Bluetooth earphones. An R to the left of one is coloured in in pencil, and an L to the right of the other too. Does the R mean that the earphone to the right of it is the one for the right ear, and same with the left? Does it fuck.

I've had these for four years and still cannot grasp every bad design decision here

(colouring in the L and R with pencil has not helped one bit)

Cache Misère - French u18 defensive midfielder also eligible for Senegal, signed by Burnley from Rennes as "one for the future with a great engine", sold for a nominal fee to Antwerp without ever making the first team

Picture of a tin shaped like a spam tin, but branded as Unmeat plant-based luncheon meat classic

Just had a vegan spam croque-monsieur using this beauty, if anyone wants to know how my journey from working to middle class is going

Just one typo away from surfing the internet with a smurf

Same!

Good summary. Subbing Hannibal was absolutely baffling.

At least there's been... something happening in the last few games. I have no idea what I'll make of this season by the end of it.

Scored 3, had two ruled out and still lost... surely that hasn't happened before?