Trump never released his medical records, because they show he was treated for a bite wound to the dick in the 80's. Unsure if the tent peg story is true, but if so that'd be another thing.

Would also be funny if he *didn't* give it to him. Just Trump rushing to the runway as Vance returns, looking at him like 👀, holding out his tiny hands expectantly.

He has no right to be mad about that while people like Farage and Truss are (to borrow a phrase from Kyle Kulinski,) "slurping his ball sweat."

For some reason, this post makes me think of Trump's "The Iranians would be upset if I stop bombing them" quote. 🙄

Clearly the solution to helping people oppressed by their government is to kill even more of the people, and achieve nothing good for anyone.

I miss when the trend in the tech world was just trying to make everything really small.

Can the next trend be bringing back headphone jacks for phones?

If you like coconut, I found coconut sorbet to be amazingly similar to ice cream, which makes sense thinking about it.

The white-throated sparrow has essentially evolved 4 different genders. It has 2 colour morphs, which are linked to different behaviours (white is more aggressive, tan is more nurturing) and the birds almost always pair with the opposite colour morph as well as opposite sex to breed.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Remember, your cloaking fields are down, so be wary of surprise Klingon attacks until the engineers get them back up.

The only time I see people complain about trans men in sports is when they mistake them for trans women. They'll post a picture of Mack Beggs, and cry about seeing a man wrestling with a woman not realising that that's what they're arguing *for.*

Small child me picked up a HP book for the first time, started reading, and came face to face with a long, boring chapter about the prime minister. ??? Put book down.

I believe people who say JKR stopped using an editor.

They will paint them green, and act like that solves the problem.

It's almost like she's always known it's wrong, but has realised people will let her get away with everything.

Just did laundry, and Pippin's decided exactly one (1) of my towels is evil. She's a very confident bird, not afraid of any other towels, but if I pick that one up to fold, or she even glimpses it, It's freak-out o'clock. Flying, screaming etc. And Cyril, who's afraid of everything, is unfazed.

???

If you still like/consume/defend Harry Potter, you are a bad person to me.

You may think you're a good person, others may agree with and support your decisions and say you're good. In my eyes, they are bad people too. It's something I get to say: You are a bad person.

He pities The World? Mood.

Ever just make up silly words related to your pet that aren't just a nickname for them?

I call Cyril's crest a 'flickerdoodle.' It just looks like a flickerdoodle.

🫧📌💥

I don't mind if people want to enjoy Harry Potter in the privacy of their own homes, but I don't think we should be forced to see it in public. 😇

Have it if you must. But hide away, be ashamed. *Cough*

Insta-blocking anyone who speaks positively about this show. Rowling is a bigot who is actively campaigning to make trans lives worse so if you watch this show I will assume you are a transphobe, end of.

tapping the sign again:
no, sanitizing queer spaces of “problematic art” was never going to discourage them from censoring & criminalizing us, their goal isn’t “acceptable” queer expression, it’s none at all.

wake the fuck up & stop projecting your discomfort onto others.

Shoutout to Facebook's useless AI summary feature, which serves to repeat the exact same information as my post.

You do not need to summarise "Next TTRPG meet is at Xpm at Y cafe!"

Most animal species would have eaten the Trump of their group by now.

No lie, I have a former coworker who does this every week. Manager thinks it's hilarious.
Most recent was 'Tess Tickle.'

When I was a kid, emoticons were much more limited, and I wanted a chicken emote. So I'd '<(o)3' all the time. I always love seeing people fighting back with parts of the Old Internet.

On this note, I REALLY HOPE that no one ever comes up with a system that allows trans people to meet and swap their medication should this happen. That would be SO DANGEROUS. Though admittedly, less dangerous than the alternative.

What I'm reading is, there hasn't been a draft in the US since the one this 79 year old dipshit dodged 5 times.

Serious question: Could it be that the reason Trump has never released his medical records be, at least in part, that he doesn't want to reveal he was treated for a bite wound to the dick in the 90's?

#Epstein

That's so funny, I also wish I could go back to when I was a dumb kid.
Before I learned a load of morons hated me for no reason, and I saw the levels of hate grow year on year. But we have to work with what we've got.