Only I get to bully Michael and Lucifer

Anyone else who makes my little brothers cry will regret doing so.

Trust me on this.

I know how much pain a body can handle :]

"That sounds like a skill issue.

Loser."

[He's just looking at him from over his novel]

"First time?"

Ughhhhhhhh.

I seriously need Micheal to let me back in

Being down here is torture mate

. . .

The hell did I come back to

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No wait-

.....Um?

Last I checked you were asking for my attention first.

Something about supplying weapons? Something about overthrowing the other two Vees?

Oh, I'm sorry, were you trying to hide that from your two so called friends?

You know. The ones you're trying to murder.

...yes?

Now I see why Lute wanted to get rid of them so badly now...

I beg your finest pardon?????

[ Eye twitch ]

Who the actual fuck are calling a chicken?

That's rich coming from some bootleg version of a Bratz Doll.

At least bootlegs are cuter.

You however are not

Sweetheart, I'm going to be real with you for a second

You do NOT want to start this fire. You will not win with me

._.

I just woke up and this is what I see.

This is why I don't go down there

[ He's just lounging in the garden, smoking a cigarette and drinking some brandy ]

[ He blinks, a bit annoyed with the other as he glares at the other ]

I'm sorry, but who the bloody hell are you exactly? What else would you like for me to say, your highness?

Please, tell me, I would love to hear it.

Can someone get this fucking wench out of my sight before I rip her head off with my bare hands

[He's slightly trembling. He definitely needs a cigarette.]

May I remind you of your fucking position?

I might be on probation but I still have superiority over you.

[He just blinks, sighing and shakes his head a bit]

Me? Boring?

Hardly. But then again I don't expect someone like you to understand.

She's a Grade A Bitch

I don't get how she's allowed to stay up here but eh

Not my bloody circus, not my clowns.

💀Omg girl me too. I had an unhealthy obsession with him tbh

Ironically the actual author is one of my top five favs bc of this dork 🤣

I'm not allowed to harm humans

We have things called rules you see

But I don't really expect a Demon to understand..

Though to be honest do you see whats up here?

Take Lute for example.

Ew.

I'm pretty sure I would be kicked out of Heaven if I ate another Angel.

Why the fuck is he eating people now...?

._.

I'm not going to ask what my brother has been up to.

I'm just not

Nope.

Not my problem anymore.

Ohhhh but I'm not supposed to say that or I get reprimanded.

Bloody fucking Hell I tell ya

Even Heaven spawn aren't normal.

I don't know where everyone says they're puritanical.

They're not.

They're a bunch of bloody hypocrites.

Why is it that whenever I manifest some fucking weird shit is happening.

See this is why I stay away from this place