“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!”

The things I felt when I realized this was the Earth and not the Moon

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

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RIP to one of the guys behind the ATHF Boston incident:

A digital painting of the droid K2SO from the show Andor. He has a humanoid design and just his head and shoulders are seen. His head is a largely blank cranium shaped dome with two smallish round white eyes with some panels and droid-ish details below that. He’s an all over drab greenish gray. Background details indicate he’s seated in the cockpit of a ship of some sort. To the left of his head is a floating block of text written in the Star Wars alphabet Aurebesh which reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Enjoy, nerds.

Large linen models?

I Watched 6 Hours of DOGE Bro Testimony. Here's What They Had to Say For Themselves The hours of videos provide fascinating, or perhaps horrifying, insight into the thinking of someone inside DOGE.

I have watched 6 hours of a DOGE bro deposition. The whole thing, start to finish. It's a fascinating, and horrifying, look at the people who caused so much damage, didn't really achieve anything at all, while still being so sure they are right. Here's what they said: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...

U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

BREAKING NYT:

An ongoing military investigation has determined that the United States is responsible for a deadly Tomahawk missile strike on an Iranian elementary school, according to U.S. officials and others familiar with the preliminary findings. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more.

They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

all-timer sports graphic dropped

Welcome back hitclips!

Misato driving and talking on the phone with the caption: Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Happy Twin Peaks Day.

Ronald McDonald crying a single elongated tear

Crying Ronald McDonald painting I did for my baby mama

Man this is so tone deaf and bad

Burger King Looks Open

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

Grok says I have Internet connectivity issues

CEOs Never Cum

@samreich.bsky.social balls in your court to do one of the funniest things ever

Bluesky doesn't allow editing but y'all know what I mean

Oh yeah yeah yeah that's what I meant.

My guesses are they're bringing the wheel back! I mean, you don't build a giant wheel of fortune style wheel and use it only once...

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad