if reincarnation is real, two lifetimes ago i was a lonesome lighthouse keeper

Scientists just discovered 5.6 million bees under a New York State cemetery This whopping bee aggregation is one of the largest and oldest ever recorded, according to a new study

Scientists just discovered 5.6 million bees under a New York cemetery www.scientificamerican.com/article/scie...

the plague of bridgeless songs needs to end 😭 i keep finding songs that are so good but missing that little bit of connective tissue & i just knowww they’d be perfect with a bridge

I went to a Placebo concert.

...or did I?

"Earthsea was better" sure, but if Ursula Le Guin was alive and funding Nazis then you would need to boycott her too, whether they're good books is beside the point

an engraving tattoo artist i’ve been following for a long time from TX is coming to slc in may 😭 maybe i splurge and get myself a lil green man motif as an early birthday present

stepped outside and gagged so i guess it’s time to renew my annual membership to the Bradford Pear Haters Club

yes, you are stuck in the van with me on the way to the crematory

and yes, we will be listening to all 12 minutes and 4 seconds of sing about me, i’m dying of thirst

i am still in the belly of the whale :/

a knight of the seven kingdoms season 1 (especially episode 5) is very second & sebring by of mice & men coded

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

A scene from the classic TV series Twin Peaks. Agent Dale Cooper, played by actor Kyle MacLachlan, is driving a car and speaking into a Dictaphone recorder: “Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. I'm entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

I have a hundred faces and a thousand names bro

has anybody made a stateside x headlock remix because they should

Do I dare to eat a peach?

what do you mean house song by searows is only 3 years old?? i feel like that song has been living in my ribcage and haunting me for eons

dunk the lunk you’ll always be my number 1 but lionel baratheon’s screen portrayal is sooooo

hey so ig no one was going to tell me that mass market paperbacks are effectively extinct??? how am i supposed to fit a book in my pocket or purse anymore 😭 literally my favorite book format

~RIP MMP (1939-2026)~
the world was too big for such small books

cleaning up a dead pigeon in the parking lot today a neighbor stopped to ask what i was doing and said “eww gross that’s so brave of you”

i didn’t know how to tell her that pigeon sweeping was the least gross thing I’d done today

literally have not stopped screaming about her since i saw the final project 😭 thank you so much for capturing my vision 🤎

She’s so perfect 😭

PGPP acquired (post goth prom plantains)

An orange and white cat sits on top of a warm wood shelf. The lighting is yellow tinted. Behind him is a lamp with an alligator head base and a gallery wall featuring a preserved lambs heart pierced by a dagger.

pabu is looking especially ethel cain coded tonight

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turns out craft/thrift stores after halloween is the best place for me to get decor on sale that i’ll keep up year-round.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

the only other person working at the funeral home today is blasting christmas music 😭

anyone know where to get 20-50 pillar and taper candles? i need fire in my fireplace yesterday but im not dealing with burning wood inside

wdym i have to wait until March for a physical copy of between two fires 😭 ofc ill preorder it but i neeeeed to get highlighting asap

maybe the real treasure was the drunk gay priest, foul-mouthed knight, and weird jesus girl we found along the way