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Posts by Salted Butter

Like, this latest episode is nasty work. A test to see not only who is a great cook, but also a great chef! Edge of my seat, full attention: great fucking television.

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Me and my partner watch so many competition shows, but we only refer to one by the host. Padma Lakshmi, thank you for everything you are and America's Culinary Cup.

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The Bartender
Acrylic and Ink on canvas
5"×7"

#dadbod #masculinity #daddy #illustration #bear #daddybear #dilf #gaybear #woof

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when you run out of clothes to lose in strip poker

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Well well well guess who flagged the other one. This is actively fighting for gay rights

Well well well guess who flagged the other one. This is actively fighting for gay rights

jesus died and rose again so that gay people could do this

2 weeks ago 237 18 1 2
Cover album art for Dreamboat Annie, the 1975 debut record from American rock band Heart.

Cover album art for Dreamboat Annie, the 1975 debut record from American rock band Heart.

O, to have been stoned and unencumbered during Dreamboat Annie. Easily my favorite listen of the day.

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picturesque

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Any albums I should put into rotation for my daily hikes ? I've recently reached my limit for:

Renaissance (Beyonce)
Emotion (Cary Rae Jensen)
Slut Pop (Kim Petras)
and
Take Five (Dave Brubeck Quartet)

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A snake jutting out from a cluster of flowers, ready to strike

A snake jutting out from a cluster of flowers, ready to strike

Proud but Angry
2023

Forever relevant (sadly).

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🚨GOOEY NEWS🚨
🎬 The Best Of Gooeycandy Art Book UPDATE‼️

tldr: added 3 final stretch goals, 🏆 Gooey Awards voting ends June 1st & Pre-Orders end on June 31st! ✨

Don’t miss out! Go to gooeycandy.bigcartel.com to get yours! 📚

(P.S. sorry this is so goofy lol) 🫣

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midwestern tops be like "ope, just gonna squeeze right inside ya"

2 years ago 558 99 25 10

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Albolene.

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A screenshot of Braeburned's online store webpage, showcasing the various merch available.

A screenshot of Braeburned's online store webpage, showcasing the various merch available.

✨MOVING SALE✨

My online store is back open for just a few days, with a rare discount: 20% off orders over $50 with the code "MOVE"! Just U.S. orders again, cause I'm in a rush between this move and LVFC. Great chance to snag some books and more for cheap!

www.braeburned.com/products

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😡🍃🐥

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Paparazzi

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R., Berlin

2 months ago 425 33 1 0
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That's disappointing to hear, but I thank you for saving me the time.

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Second up on this impromptu Emma Stone Marathon:

Easy A is kind of iconic. I might even say legendary. The costume work is everything. But question: if Lisa Kudrow gave that child chlamydia, who did she get it from ? Why was she the actual harlot of the movie ?

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Watching La La Land a decade later and I still think its bad, but for new reasons! I used to think is was a well-intentioned musical made poorly. But actually, its a disingenuous film made with spite, so it was bad on purpose. And not even in a camp way!

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Excadrill, a mole Pokemon, eating/napping with human miners

Excadrill, a mole Pokemon, eating/napping with human miners

Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.

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Ali, Berlin @alirushx.bsky.social

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a woman in a car with her mouth open ALT: a woman in a car with her mouth open

Imma start using "princess" instead of f*ggot like they do on The Boyfriend season 2.

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I have never cared about a reality couple more than Izaya and William. Sending these queens nothing but light and love.

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Sketches for a thing that never worked out... Never not disappointed that I was born 50 years too late to be a Playboy cartoonist.

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💦 Cum On My Heart 💝

Instead of breaking it

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Weekend vibes

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Alton Brown making rimming jokes in his latest series brings me so much joy. He's giving sweaty-toothed madman and I fall deeper in love.

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A game of Teamfight Tactics set 16.3. The player board is 7 Ionia with 3 star Yunara, Wukong, Yone, and Yasuo. The opposing board is a singular 3 star Zaheen with a 2 star galio on bench. The player board is wiped in seconds.

A game of Teamfight Tactics set 16.3. The player board is 7 Ionia with 3 star Yunara, Wukong, Yone, and Yasuo. The opposing board is a singular 3 star Zaheen with a 2 star galio on bench. The player board is wiped in seconds.

I got Zaheen 3-starred for the first time ever 💦🙃

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I've been looking forward to this! So glad to hear it's good

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