this reads like a shitpost but i am living it

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme?

Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

Whenever anti-trans panic gets whipped up, more of these stories happen.

Headline that reads “Woman shot in face with crossbow at New Jersey pet store” in front of a storefront named BIRDS BY JOE 2

What are you gonna do, shoot me in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store?

help me

donating my imaginary child’s college fund to the DNC so dems can not clap at Trump’s speeches prior to unilaterally approving a literal demon into a cabinet position

tried to start a commune on myst island but fell apart over basic things like taking out garbage, doing dishes, who resets the puzzles at night, which brother to give the pages to, who gets to sleep in the spaceship, etc

Flawless.

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral was the ceremonial disposal of 29,188 frozen cheese-and-mushroom pizzas in Ossineke, Michigan, on March 5, 1973.[1][2] The manufacturer, Ilario "Mario" Fabbrini,[3] had been ordered to recall the pizzas by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) after initial tests suggested the presence of botulism-causing bacteria in a batch of canned mushrooms.

Ilario Fabbrini, owner of the frozen pizza manufacturer, watches the pizza burial.

52 years ago today

also worth reading the transcript of the first time hiv/aids was ever acknowledged by the reagan admin, via then-press secretary larry speakes

There have been people less than helpful in my journey here. I wanted to acknowledge those too, bc I know I am not unique in this experience. No thank you to the physics study assoc that made me sing songs about how women couldn't study physics without sleeping with the professor, the day I stepped into university life. No thank you to the 5th year physics student that decided to assign me a stripper name within the first minute of meeting me in the physics coffee corner in my first year. No thank you to the technician that was responsible for onboarding me on the use of the cluster in my third year who raised his eyebrows and asked me if that meant I was some sort of computer girl. No thank you to the senior researcher that sent me utterly inappropriate texts after a conference, then proceeded to apologise months later by telling me they had not been meant for me anyway so no hard feelings remain hopefully And no thank you to him for attending every conference I've been to since. No thank you to the people who told me that it was surprising that I was doing a PhD since I was a girl. No thank you to the man who mistook me for a coffee lady at a conference, and after having to correct him two times that I did not work there, responded with you should consider it. No thank you to the researcher that asked me what I was wearing underneath my outfit during a conference. No thank you to the physicist who declared to a room full of other physicists that biologists don't know how to design an experiment. No thank you to the people who have called me scary instead of strong and intimidating instead of intelligent. And finally, no thank you to the exec board of the TU Delft, whose knee-jerk reaction to being held up a mirror about the social safety at the university, was to sue the party holding up the mirror instead of looking at the problems they highlighted. ... You have made me feel like I do not belong in science & I cannot forgive you for that.

A friend included this anti-acknowledgement section on her PhD thesis. She also added the proposition: “Systematic bullying and undermining of girls and women in STEM starts early on and is the reason why they do not stay in science and related fields.”
Absurd we still need to go through this
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Reminder to punish the company, not the creatives who are stuck on their platforms.

Quote from @artificerind.bsky.social

with all due respect i dont have a lot of patience for this sticker, lol. on my first tv job i got into the same argument with my head writer about why elon was a piece of shit many times, cited why, and was just ignored. because the mf liked his tesla. do your research

Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)

new saddest six word story just dropped

just drove on the highway by myself for the first time ama (it was very scary, I am just a girl, etc)

Girls will tell you they know a place and then take you here.

bringin this over here because the chain reaction this set off on my island was so beautiful

was kinda getting used to mindlessly scrolling through the same six subreddits as my twitter alternative tho so tbd on if this sticks

my dumbass thought I made a bluesky in like, december of 2023 but I think I just got as far as getting an invite link and stopped so that's cool