the universal serial bus........

a drawing of a black cat beside some shitty lines meant to suggest a window beside a door. the cat looks pretty pissed off with his ears pointed back, a furrowed brow, and slits for pupils which are looking at some point ahead of him

same drawing, but the cat now has his head cocked forward, his ears pointed forward and his eyes now fully open with round pupils looking up at the viewer

a scene i had to try and recreate from this morning: my cat waiting at the door to be let in, before and after noticing me coming down the stairs

i am- uhh, [looking up moon child on genius dot com for inspiration] [that page does not exist] um, uuhhh well i am, uh

ladies and gentlemen. my sister

the lobby of a cinema where you can see a total of 13 different banners for project hail mary. there are not banners for any other movies. also i am visible to the side

going to see the mario movie. i hope i don't see anything that triggers my hyper rare and specific allergy to project hail mary advertising

sitting at my computer trying to write a post for tdov. after half an hour i can only write "trans john cena:" before pounding the desk with my fist and burying my head in my hands

the simpsons image where a rapper is holding a mic and wears a gold necklace that says "thursday the 20th" except the text for "thursday" has been poorly replaced with "friday", in times new roman font and with a shade of yellow that is slightly but noticeably off from the original colour of the necklace

today is the only day you can look at this image. if you behold it on any other day your organs will boil

yeah this game is pretty neat

no reaction from him bc he was sitting a bit away from me and my makeup is quite light. his wife was sat almost across from me though and i got a hell of a stare from her when i first sat down, so i think i can call that a success of some kind

christmas dinner that got postponed to today, today. hoping to annoy the coworker who i suspect is quietly transphobic with the way i am

photo of a pitbull with a bib around its neck, with a speech bubble laid over which says "waiter! waiter! more [laser warning symbol] please!!"

guess i should move this bit here

laser today

terraria update review:

just got "madam"d at airport security

today was a good day because i got to see the weird grinch lorry again

have you been tested for swedish blood in your veins

clairevoire drew dog food

finished the undertale 10th anniversary streams today and i have picked up some vocal stims that i don't think will go away for a while

maga aunt home from america who i am not out to: "you look like you've put on a bit of weight around your face, it's a bit rounder"

me, not sure if that would be because of laser hair removal or because of hrt or both: "ya i been eatin a lotta eggs"

photo of the eiffle tower, except it is purpel

ditto

Here's What It Would Look Like If It Were Purple Instead

although i have just this second read the "eat. drink. worry a bit." on the mug and i do now have to wonder what their angle is with this

my encounter with puccinos was brief, but tbh i didn't think any of their stuff was particularly more egregious than the average "quirky" brand. in fact i was rather fond of the stupid little biscuit

my hand holding a packet for a coffee biscuit that reads "stupid little biscuit"

the kind of shit i call my cats who i love very much

some people. they want all of the add my discord and none of the drawing sonic but hyperrealistic blood eyes

bluesky direct message history with "No Context Creepypasta Quotes", beginning with the messages: NCCQ: "Hello i hope you have time to talk" me: "was this account sold or something" NCCQ: "no Just wanted to give you a heads-up someone's pretending to be you here on Bluesky, and it's causing some confusion. I've got proof to show you so you know what's really going on." me: "ok, so how are they pretending to be me exactly" NCCQ: "I can't send you the impersonator's username or link here because when I search for them, your Bluesky account shows up first.If you don't mind, please add me on Discord: [username] and I'll share everything with you there. It's easier to explain that way! Thanks a lot! 🙌"

me: "i'd think you'd know the account username already or at least have screenshots to send here if you had enough confidence that such a thing was happening to approach me about it" NCCQ: "its the same profile to yours and username and when i tried to search it your account shows up and thats the reason why i mistakenly reported your account thats why i want to send you screen shot what the bluesky response to my report can you add my discord?" me: "ok fine, sent you a request on discord" NCCW: "you havent sent" me: "oh i think i made a typo, tried again there now"

NCCQ: "[username]" NCCQ: "copy it and send" me: "maybe that one worked?" NCCQ: "try again" me: "ok i think there's a problem with my router, going to check that out" the conversation ends, with the notification at the bottom of the screen "This user has blocked you", and the options "Leave chat" and "Report"

aw man. now i'll never know who's impersonating me

Why the fuck did he do that

wait i'm genius. realised i can post a screenshot of it but remove identifying names and unless i did something to piss off rainbolt i'll be fine. i didn't write the size 1 text, someone else added that earlier

the struggle between the desire to show off what i've made on wplace and the knowledge that doxxing myself probably wouldn't be a very good idea actually