RUN IT BACK (cc @splitzoneduo.com)

that’s A&M - after all, what is a bonfire but a really big wood-wick candle?

A $25 donation to the EDSBS Charity Bowl in UVA’s name.

I can’t donate to HSC anymore, but you knew I had to get you back

damn, you beat me to donating for my own school

GOOD MORNING.

The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live.

#CharitibundiBowl

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

The opening of the Wikipedia article about Victory V licorice lozenges. Each lozenge contained licorice root, cannabis, ether, chloroform, and laudanum (an alcohol solution of opium).

it’s a wonder we survived the Victorian era

C-130s, the airplane version of my dog: small, but beefy for their size and incredibly strong

I am also a single woman with a queen-sized bed

my dog weighs 30 pounds and sleeps curled up into the smallest, densest possible ball

somehow, I always end up teetering on the edge of the bed while dog lays right in the middle (and grumbles if I dare to try and move him)

CHOMP ‘EM, BLUE SHARKS

if I could go back and do the Venturing backpacking trips I took in high school all over again, packing more pairs of underwear would be worth the few extra ounces of weight in my pack

nothing more infuriating than un-checking the “sign up for news and updates from this shop” box at checkout and STILL getting marketing emails from that shop

post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet

JD Vance walked into this gunfight with a spoon

The headline of a New York Times opinion column, titled “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.”

badly, I’d guess

buddies! 🤜🤛

are you on the “wrong about AI/Bitcoin/VR” list too?

when I was a little kid, I didn’t know what “niece” meant, so I thought “Mainisse” was a really common girls’ name

IME, the ceremony was just called “baptism,” but christening was part of the infant baptism ceremony, and confirmation was a whole other thing that we did somewhere around age 12

I moderate a Discord server for perfume hobbyists

what Amanda’s describing is how you end up with 14-year-olds trying to decide which $350+ LV or Mind Games or PdM scent to blind-buy, because TikTok BOMBARDS them with influencers hyping those brands until it seems like everyone has one of them

I don’t remember what my dad was telling him to do, but when my brother was about six, he responded to something my dad told him that he disagreed with by making the Charlie Brown adult-speech trombone noise at him

neither of my parents could avoid laughing at that one

Jay, can I interest you in a state with many beautiful rivers and several tracks where you can watch NASCAR races in person?

it’s REALLY orange, but if you can pair it with accents in silver or light, summery/tropical colors, I think you can make it work

if I win the Masters, I’m hiring the Texas BBQ-Ethiopian fusion barbecue place in Arlington to cater the meal

it’s delicious and the attendees will be baffled by the concept of injera as both plate and utensil

happy Appomattox Day!

I learned from this article that Germans call restrooms “the silent place,” and now I’m going to start announcing my departure from the table with “excuse me, I must go to the Silent Place”

Pogačar, Evenepoel Among 54 Riders Under Criminal Investigation After Flanders Rail Crossing Incident Pogačar and Evenepoel avoided disqualification Sunday but are now under criminal investigation after crossing a railway during Flanders race incident.

if you’re considering blowing through an active train crossing in or on any vehicle, remember: it may have good brakes and lots of traction, but a train can’t take evasive action

[eyes go black] CAJUN CORN CHEESE

king shit, Rick